tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28817672672645538092024-03-13T22:37:44.338-04:00A Mother's MusingsI'm a stay-at-home mom who sometimes has random thoughts about random things.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881767267264553809.post-70523560007212302882011-02-23T15:47:00.003-05:002011-02-23T15:52:51.477-05:00Half-Baked<span xmlns=""><p><span style="color: rgb(0, 112, 192);"><strong><em>"I don't want to be one of those writers who puts out a book every 18 months . . . . I feel like a book should be a report on something actually new . . . . I think it's not good for American literature to put out books that are half-baked . . . I am annoyed on behalf of books that we're fighting for an audience . . . it really should be all hands on deck." -Jonathan Franzen<br /></em></strong></span></p><p>Just over a year ago I wrote the first of my now 35 blog entries, and I somehow managed to crank out 20 of those in the first two months, leaving the other 15 to be written across the subsequent ten. For some odd reason, I thought I was doing a good thing by producing blogs en masse. I truly believed I had found the writer in me I never knew existed - I was exiting the cocoon that captured my creativity and spreading my newfound writing wings.<br /></p><p>A year later, after having recently reread most of my eccentric essays, I find my perception is quite different. Even if I was an ostrich, I don't think I could have buried my head in the sand deep enough after that experience. While I am surprisingly proud of many of those essays I eked out, I was incredibly embarrassed over a handful of others . . . . Hindsight, as they say, is indeed 20/20, and as I read I began to realize that a particular portion of that writing came out of self-imposed pressure to find an audience, and not from the uninhibited inspiration I would have preferred the source to be. In those moments of desperation, I just tap, tap, tapped away at any spec of an idea that came to my mind, whether it I felt inspired by it or not, in the hope that if I wrote them, people would read. Unfortunately, in those instances when I chose quantity over quality, I produced some very half-baked blabbering that I rather wish no one else's eyes ever examined. <br /></p><p>The thing with me is, when I find something new, I tend to think I'm great at it, and I want others to think I'm great at it too. I get overly enthusiastic about it, and then light the candle at both ends until it burns out before it's time. The result is usually projects upon projects left unkempt or uncompleted. Whether it's dedicating myself to writing regular blog entries, making scrapbooks of my thousands of photos, clearing out the clutter from all my closets, or buying all those crochet books with the intention of making at least half of the published patterns in them, one thing I never seem to fail at is diving into a billowing pile of hay head first and never considering what it's going to take to dig myself out. <br /></p><p>I spend a lot of my life thinking about the myriad of ways to dig myself out of my messes and ways to reach my goals . . . never spending enough time working on them. At the age of 33, as I strive for self-awareness, I've become uncomfortably aware that running the distance is not something I do often, that I begin each marathon with a sprint, exhaust myself, then make very little effort, if any, to ever finish the race. <br /></p><p>Jonathan Franzen (popularly known as the author of <em>The Corrections </em>and <em>Freedom</em>) seems to be someone who knows how to pace himself and finish at least one race in his life. While I watched him speak to Oprah Winfrey in an interview, explaining to her why it took him 10 years to write his next long-awaited novel, I became instantly inspired, and I quickly typed the quote above, which I believed it to be perfect way to explain away my lack of blog production over the last several months. As I started to eke out this eye-opening essay, my intention remained as such as I watched the excuses flow onto the screen before me. However, the moment I began to justify my actions with my obstacles in life and proceeded to give my audience the "woe is me" fest of the century, I became acutely aware, as I glared at the lame lamentation before me, that I was only trying to convince myself that I have not put off or given up on yet one more thing in my life . . . and I quickly began to hit the backspace key repeatedly.<br /></p><p>Lightening couldn't have struck me any harder than the stark realization that giving up and saying "maybe later" are two things I've mastered recently, and that the aforementioned quote could be applied to so much more than books. It's really difficult to look in the mirror and face the terrible truth that the effort I put into most things is half-assed – ultimately making most of what I produce in life half-baked. I may begin with all hands on deck, but that doesn't mean they are still pumping hard half-way through the race, let alone all the way till the end.<br /></p><p>It seems I'm constantly slapping myself with a switch I picked from the tree in my own yard, making it next to impossible to keep my hands on deck for a hard-earned win, and I too, like Mr. Franzen, am annoyed. While he is annoyed on behalf of books, I'm annoyed on behalf of this barely visited blog page, and the piles of yarn and half-finished crocheted projects in my basement. I'm annoyed on behalf of the boxes and computer files of pictures that never were made into the scrapbooks for which I bought supplies, and I'm extremely annoyed on behalf of my closets which are long overdue for an extreme cleaning and de-cluttering. I could continue on this route, creating a list a mile long of the uncooked crap in my life, but by now I'm sure you get my drift . . . the ambition to begin something is not much of anything without action to finish it. <br /></p><p>Action hasn't been a consistent part of my life in a long time, if ever. I continue to disregard that dreaming does not equal doing, and dreams will never become reality if I don't act upon them. The fact that I keep ignoring this makes me by definition crazy – I'm constantly doing the same type of thing over and over again, and expecting a different result. I continue to turn a blind eye the reality that true success comes not from hope alone, but hard work inspired by such hope.<br /></p><p>I've reached a point where success, in every facet of my life, is something I deeply desire, yet I continue to tip-toe around the hurdles on my racetrack rather than face them head on and leap over them with full force. I am reminded often that there are plenty of people in this wretched world with a number of more obstacles, and more difficult ones at that, than I encounter daily, and yet many of these people are far more successful in their lives than I could ever imagine myself to be. I'm not sure what happened to the young girl who always imagined being the inspirational independent woman that I never manage to see when I look in the mirror. It seems as though she's made far too many excuses and allowed life to beat her down along the way.<br /></p><p>Excuses, no matter how justifiable they may be, have been interfering with my success for far too long, but the time for excuses is coming to an end. Stick a fork in me, I'm done. The shit that is keeping me down can take a long walk off a short pier and just fade into the distance . . . forever. The time has arrived for me to keep all my hands on deck, no matter how hard they manage to get slapped. The last thing I want is to be someone who just tip-toed around and only did what I needed to get by, and I certainly don't want to be remembered that way . . . . I want to be remembered as someone who ran the distance and finished the races in my life, and did so crossing the finish line looking great and smelling fantastic, making sure that everything I cooked up along the way entered the oven fully prepared and exited it fully baked.<br /></p><p><span style="color: rgb(0, 112, 192);font-family:Arial;font-size:10pt;" ><strong><em><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:100%;" >"Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them. But do not let them master you." -Hellen Keller</span><br /></em></strong></span></p></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881767267264553809.post-77505699786033936802010-12-09T14:55:00.006-05:002010-12-14T12:02:22.367-05:00Well Jingle My Balls . . .<span xmlns=""><p>Somehow, somewhere, I became too old for this shit…I'm being knocked into, being glared at for plugging my ears…my legs and feet hurt from standing for four-and-a-half hours…for three-and-a-quarter hours of those hours the music is not only mostly unrecognizable, but awful. I come home grouchy and exhausted, with my ears ringing and buzzing so much that I can't sleep. I have a headache and I'm sitting here now kicking myself because I keep forgetting I'm not 22 anymore, I'm 32, no wait, recently 33, and going to WNCI's Jingle Ball just isn't as much fun as it would have been 10, maybe 11 years ago.<br /></p><p>But I didn't go to Jingle Ball 10 or 11 years ago, in fact, I've never gone before, ever. It ironically wasn't my kind of thing then, so even in my naivety, I don't know why I was a fool to think that this event would actually be entertaining to me now, rather than a mere occasion to provide all the twenty-somethings of Columbus, OH, with the opportunity to get drunk, mosh, and perhaps even hook-up with some unknown someone at the end of the evening.<br /></p><p>The thing is, while 95% of the crowd was under 30, there were indeed people there my age, and even older. We saw a few in their forties and a handful more in their fifties, albeit some of them were sitting down in the back of the crowd, probably only there for the same reason Jon and I were, to see the headliner band, but there were more than a handful of the "older ones" who having a grand old time…which causes me to scratch my head and ask myself, am I really too old for this?<br /></p><p>Well, age is indeed more than a number, its state of mind, and my state of mind says you are too old for this event when…<br /></p><p style="margin-left: 18pt;">…Jesse McCartney is the MC, and is not someone you are familiar with, but the majority of the crowd is, and they go wild when he walks out on the stage as he flirts with all the girls in the front row, and brags about meeting some of them at the bar…and you are annoyed.<br /></p><p style="margin-left: 18pt;">…you have no idea who the first two bands to play are, but there is a mosh pit going crazyfor them. They sing songs about long distance relationships and teenage heartbreak…and you are annoyed.<br /></p><p style="margin-left: 18pt;">…you are excited to see Charice come on the stage because you have seen her on Oprah, but her leg is sprained from an accident that occurred while playing basketball and she is tired, so she only sings three songs, leaving an hour long break of party music to blast between acts…and you are annoyed.<br /></p><p style="margin-left: 18pt;">…you are excited to finally see Michael Posner come on stage because you think his song "Cooler than Me" is, well…cool, but he sings a bunch of songs that you not only don't know, but think rather suck, and then when he finally gets to his one-hit-wonder you've been waiting for, you begin to think the "Cooler than Me" guy is not so cool after all as he peels off his shirt, beats his chest, and has the audience do most of the singing, ruining the only decent song he's "sung"…and you are wishing he'd put his ego away…and you are EXTREMELY annoyed.<br /></p><p style="margin-left: 18pt;">…by the time Train, the band you have really been waiting for, comes trucking in, the under 25 crowd, minus those under 15 who have come to hear "Soul Sister" not even knowing who the Mister Mister is, have mostly left and you are standing there exhausted wishing you would have come three-and-a-half hours late…and you are exceptionally annoyed that you haven't.<br /></p><p>In the end, while Train did a lovely job, and we enjoyed every moment of their performance, Jon and I decided we would have much rather have been at a quiet coffee shop doing a crossword most of the evening than standing in that portal of puberty and pestilence. I may be 32, no wait, 33, but at this Standing Room Only concert, I felt more like 50. So, you can <em>Jingle My Balls . . . </em>but call them saggy, because I've become an old fuddy duddy and it is highly unlikely we'll be attending this Jingle Ball event ever again.<br /></p><p><br /></p></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881767267264553809.post-13681175227030035872010-11-30T22:32:00.006-05:002010-12-14T12:03:21.659-05:00Double Your Potter<span xmlns=""><p>(WARNING: SPOILERS INCLUDED)<br /></p><p>I've spent much of my time (the little free time I've had that is) over the last few months with my nose in random fiction, particularly in that of Potterland in preparation for the day that finally arrived over a week ago . . . the highly anticipated <em>Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, part 1</em> (otherwise known as HPDH1) finally made it's to a theater near you, and near me too. <br /></p><p>Despite my desire to see long awaited seventh Potter flick at midnight with all my fellow HP devoted fans, the hubby and I settled for a 7:15pm showing on the day it opened, and I managed to impatiently pass the time by declaring my favorite quotes from the book on my facebook and twitter pages.<br /></p><p>When we arrived 45 minutes before the movie began, tickets purchased several days in advance, we unfortunately were part of the last handful of people to arrive for our show time (due only to time constraints with babysitting arrangements), and subsequently were stuck with not so great seats in a dinner movie theatre with waiters that made a better door than window . . . . Nonetheless, the time had come, and I was super excited to see the film I have been waiting to watch since introduced to the books and movies in summer of 2009.<br /></p><p>Upon leaving the theatre though, much of my excitement had abated and I felt quite confused and bewildered and decided that if I could sum up HPDH1 in one word it would be…rushed.<br /></p><p>It's amazing to me the amount of detail that JK Rowling was able to convey with her writing if they could split the books into two movies, leave out the content they did, and still have to rush through the scenes the writer and director chose to include. I often found myself saying, "What just happened?" and feeling sorry for the ones who never read the books, because this movie would have been very hard to follow w/o having knowledge of the novel(s) to support the story at hand . . . for if you chose to skip the written word of HP you may be asking yourself the following questions: Where did Harry get that mirror and what the hell does it do? Who on earth is that Bill guy and how did he hook up with Fleur? When the hell did Ron start having the hots for Hermione? When the hell did Harry start having the hots for Hermione (which is not in the book, just so you know)? But I digress . . . .<br /></p><p>After the first viewing of the flick I was prepared to pick apart all the things I found wrong with it, particularly the sins involving Ron and Hermione (otherwise known at R/Hr), since they and their relationship are my favorite part of this epic tale. I planned to go on about how Ron has been given the shaft and misrepresented, and as such the R/Hr story was not properly developed, making Ron's sudden love and devotion toward Hermione quite surprising and even out of place. I was going to rant and rave about Harry and Hermione (H/Hr) getting to dance and give longing looks at one another, allowing many to misunderstand the true nature of their completely platonic relationship in the book, while R/Hr's book written dance never made it to the big screen . . . Alas, I got the see the movie again before I had the chance to type it up, and have since improved my opinion of this now on-screen story.<br /></p><p>Putting R/Hr aside, next to Sorcerer's Stone (SS) and Chamber of Secrets (CoS), HPDH1 is the closest book to screen adaption of this seven story series, and splitting it into two movies was the right thing to do, in my humble opinion (imho) anyway. Despite many of my favorite moments from this popular fiction not making it to the movie, it overall stayed true to Rowling's tale, and more importantly, finally gave Ron his storyline back and the veneration he deserved, but hasn't been getting since PoA, and maybe even before that.<br /></p><p>If you've been keeping up with my blog, you know that Rupert Grint (Ron) is my favorite actor, so I am probably a bit biased in saying that he really brought <strong><em>it</em></strong> to this film . . . . happy, frustrated, angry, and in love . . . . his face, his voice, his body language conveyed it all. Mr. RG, you are amazing. Emma Watson (Hermione), whose acting hasn't impressed me since CoS, stunned me with her range of emotion in this film, only disappointing me in her reaction to Ron's return – she could have been far more ballistic and banshee like – imho. Dan Radcliffe, the hard working soul he is, has never awed me with his acting ability. As in all the other HP movies, he lacks feeling and remains nearly expressionless throughout the film. However, his best HP acting achievement to date is the scene of the seven Potters in HPDH1. He did a great job convincingly playing the Potter polyjuiced friends. If you are a Harry/Dan fan, that scene alone may be enough reason to buy your $10 ticket to see this motion picture now showing near you, and near me too.<br /></p><p>All this being said, I'm not a film critic, and never proclaimed to be one, so if you are looking for a professional review, you're in the wrong place . . . and if you are inclined to argue about cinematic this, and adaption that, I want to remind you that I'm simply a citizen of society that happens to be a book purist, who is just sharing her opinions of the movie that was made out of her favorite book, EVER, and whose only hope since reading HPDH was that this notable narrative was given the proper respect . . . and for the most part it has been, if you consider them having to work with the sins of the past Potter screen plays.<br /></p><p>In sum, I recommend you "Double Your Potter," because if you leave scratching your head and focusing on the negative after seeing it once, you will leave loving it after seeing it twice, imho anyway. :)<br /></p></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881767267264553809.post-32794477184788041472010-09-27T14:24:00.002-04:002010-09-27T14:30:16.401-04:00Where the Sun Doesn’t Shine<span xmlns=""> <p>Is your world dark and rank? Do you feel as though you are bathing in an abyss of excrement? Do you find yourself surrounded by shit and want to rid yourself of the reek in your life? If so, here are some hints to help wash away the rancidness wrapped around you:<br /></p><p style="MARGIN-LEFT: 36pt">Start by considering what is causing the crap to compile in your personal space? To find the answer you must first search through the brown fog and locate your head.<br /></p><p style="MARGIN-LEFT: 36pt">Upon finding it you will surely make the keen observation that your think tank has not been resting atop your shoulders as you once thought, rather, has unequivocally been thrust up your ass. This dim prospect may be difficult for you to accept, but you must do so before moving onto the next step.<br /></p><p style="MARGIN-LEFT: 36pt">Once you are ready, you must voluntarily pull your noggin out from between your buttocks, regardless of how long it may have been there. I know this will be hard to do, as you have lived with your head stuck in your hind-end for so long, but it is an essential part of the process. If you believe it is too trying to do on your own, find some friends within reach willing to help. They will be the ones who stuck around while your head was stuck in your lower most orifice.<br /></p><p style="MARGIN-LEFT: 36pt">Upon your primary attempts to free yourself, there will no doubt be some resistance, as your anal retentive instinct is to keep you brain firmly in its place – it is now comfortable in the home you have created for it. However, I'm sure you will find that after a bit of buoyancy, a tad of tugging, and perhaps the aid of an amigo, your skull will soon easily slide out your backside and resume its position on top of your shoulders where you can clearly see what is going on around you.<br /></p><p style="MARGIN-LEFT: 36pt">If you should succeed in returning your head to its original home, take a deep breath and make some observations. Has the odor changed? Does the world look brighter? You might detect the faint aroma of roses and see something called sunshine . . . .<br /></p><p style="MARGIN-LEFT: 36pt">Don't be alarmed if you feel awfully overwhelmed. The ability to change your outlook on life is something you haven't been acquainted with for quite some time. It will no doubt take some getting used to, but eventually you will begin to enjoy the light of day and take pleasure in the smell of sweet things around you, and perchance even prefer it to the pungency of your pooing porthole.<br /></p><p style="MARGIN-LEFT: 36pt">If the time should come when you again feel as if your life is headed to the shitter, you will predictably try to disrupt the flow of life and poo as you have done in the past. Resist this at all costs. However, if you end up experiencing an encore of your excrement, unable to see the luminosity in your life, repeat the steps above and remember, when engrossed in pessimism and unable to put things in proper perspective, that the sun doesn't shine out of your ass. Shoving your head up there further is not going to make your day any sunnier, and if you don't make every effort to put it back where it belongs, will find yourself festering in your feces and drowning in your own dung.<br /></p><p>Good luck to you on your journey out of your ass. May you behold the beauty that exists outside of it . . . .<br /></p><p><span style="font-size:78%;">Side effects of following these helpful hints: You may no longer have stomach upset, bloating and/or constipation. Your head will probably stop aching and a sense of calm may overtake you. There is a chance you will sleep well and want to get out of bed in the morning, and possibly even experience happiness and joy. If you have any questions about these changes in your life, and a friend is unable to talk you through them, call a respectable therapist that is able to explain these new sensations to you. <br /></span></p><p><em>I dedicate this to those like myself, who spent much of their lives sulking about their supposed sad state of affairs, refusing to revel in the redolence of the roses. This serves to remind me that "sunny days sweeping the clouds away" do indeed exist, and that I have the ability to enjoy them if I just remember to look up.<br /></em></p></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881767267264553809.post-91411608403259584272010-08-24T21:20:00.005-04:002010-12-14T12:00:57.806-05:00“My Hell Is the Closet I’m Stuck Inside” . . . Still<span xmlns=""><p>This closet is my brain; it puts up steel traps and won't let me out.<br /></p><p>I've never been out west, west of Chicago that is. You know why? Part of it has been lack of opportunity and funds, but mainly it's been because of my fear to fly.<br /></p><p>I've taken six flights in my life – three dreaded flights to get to France and three even more dreaded flights to get home – all of them within 10 days of each other, all of them with fellow classmates of mine in the French club. <br /></p><p>One month after the aforementioned trip, on July 17<sup>th</sup>, 1996, TWA Flight 800 crashed. I stayed up all night watching the coverage. Sixteen students from a Pennsylvania high school French club were on that plane. All of them were to tour with the same company my French club toured with – all of them died in the crash instead.<br /></p><p>I couldn't stop thinking about the fact that if that crash had happened a month before my scheduled trip, I never would have gone to France from fear of the same fate. I couldn't stop thinking about the fact that if my trip had been scheduled for a month later, I probably wouldn't be around to think about whether or not I would have gone to France.<br /></p><p>At 18 years old I was frightened to death of death. At 23 years old 9/11 happened and those fears deepened.<br /></p><p>I'm afraid of heights; I'm afraid of flying. I'm pretty sure in a past life I died from some kind of fall or plane crash, because no amount of logic, rhyme, reason, or rationalization will allow me to believe that planes are safer than cars, even though they are and we all know it.<br /></p><p>But at some point I was able to move beyond TWA Flight 800 and 9/11, I got older, and my fears started to dwindle. I dreamed of traveling the world and considered flying again to get to where I wanted to go. My brain was rational . . . if only for a brief moment.<br /></p><p>I managed to screw it all up.<br /></p><p>A few months ago I started watching a little show called "Ghost Hunters", which led to watching another show called "Ghost Adventures". Both investigate the afterlife of souls trapped here on earth, souls that didn't move onto a better place, souls living the virtual hell of the closet they are stuck inside.<br /></p><p>The fear of death consumes me again, but for different reasons this time. The death I once feared was not being able to see my loved ones again. The death I now fear is being stuck here to watch loved ones move on while I can't.<br /></p><p>So I'm afraid to fly again, just when I was getting the itch to spread my wings.<br /></p><p>I need to stop watching those effing ghost shows!<br /></p><p>Yes, I'm unequivocally aware that I'm insane, no need to remind me. I write this for therapeutic reasons, and FUCK I need therapy, lots of it!<br /></p></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881767267264553809.post-18852358045313642042010-08-23T22:38:00.002-04:002010-08-23T23:41:57.111-04:00“My Hell Is the Closet I’m Stuck Inside”<span xmlns=""> <p>I'm at an impasse. The lyrics from that one Dave Matthews song keep rolling through my head, "So much to say, so much to say, so much to say, so much to say . . . ," yet somehow I cannot find the words to say it. <br /></p><p>Do I talk about the Gatlinburg trip I took a month ago? A trip which at this point has left me bereft of any statements of substance.<br /></p><p>Do I express my thoughts on a Mosque that many find misplaced? Do I really want to piss off at least half my minute audience?<br /></p><p>Do I talk about my impending personalized autographed photo of Rupert Grint and go on and on about my ardent infatuation . . . again?<br /></p><p>Then there is this week's big event - Aidan starts school full-time. At this I realize I'm long overdue for my ode to Aidan that I promised so many months ago.<br /></p><p>I've started blogs involving my fickleness about my features, raving rants, my obsession with Oprah, building bridges between us, and quirky questionnaires. All of them incomplete.<br /></p><p>"So much to say, so much to say, so much to say, so much to say . . . ," and so many things left unsaid.<br /></p><p>"'Cos here we have been standing for a long long time; can't see the light. Treading trodden trails for a long long time . . . . I sometimes find it easy to be myself. Sometimes I find it's better to be somebody else."<br /></p><p>You know, I used to just like Dave Matthews for the groovy music. Through their lyrics I find something much deeper . . . now I appreciate them.<br /></p><p>More to come . . . eventually. What's to come - I don't know, but stay tuned and we'll both find out.<br /></p></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881767267264553809.post-85941008758323362192010-08-03T13:28:00.003-04:002023-09-06T18:34:17.780-04:00To Have or Not to Have<span xmlns=""> <p>"It's so hard to love; there's so much to hate – hanging onto hope when there is no hope to speak of, and the wounded skies above say it's much too late, so maybe we should all be <a href="http://koppedomain-amothersmusings.blogspot.com/2010/04/rich-declare-themselves-poor.html"><em>Praying for Time</em></a>."<br /></p><p>The "Praying for time" I did on occasion in my youth was never in the context of that in the quote above, in fact, except for when I was behind on my homework, I didn't really pray for time much at all. I was far more apt to pray for things.<br /></p><p>I somehow got the notion that I was poor in my younger years . . . . Growing up in a farm town, living in a mobile home, never going on vacation, not usually being able to make purchases at the mall, I always thought I was one of the have-nots. I was depressed when my friends would begin to leave for their summer travels. I would sulk because I couldn't have the latest pair of Guess jeans or K-Swiss shoes and would drool outside the window displays of Express and Gap, considering it a really good shopping day when I could buy something from the clearance rack. Life was "tough" for this teenager and I was going to do everything in my power to make sure my kids didn't "suffer" the same simple life I did.<br /></p><p>So you can imagine my excitement when my husband came home last week with the news of being offered a new job – it meant many more opportunities for our family and no more worries about a company take-over at his soon to be former place of employment. We started talking about how we could now go see <em>Wicked</em> for our upcoming 10<sup>th</sup> wedding anniversary (barring it being sold out). We salivated over what posh restaurant we could eat at to celebrate this new endeavor. We even discussed using the extra money to travel more and perhaps finally remodel our bedroom . . . .<br /></p><p>A few hours later reality sank in and we began to feel quite guilty and ashamed of our exuberance over our good fortune.<br /></p><p>Jump back to two days before when I received an email from my pastor announcing that Lutheran Social Services, otherwise known as LSS, was interviewed for the July 25<sup>th</sup> episode of <em>Dateline NBC</em>, and there was a chance the interview would survive the chopping block and be included in the show. I set my DVR to record the Sunday episode and sat down that Monday night to watch it. Unfortunately LSS was not specifically mentioned, but I'm glad I tuned in anyway, because I needed to hear what <em>Dateline</em> had to say.<br /></p><p>The episode, titled <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/38363219"><em>America Now: Friends and Neighbors</em></a>, was about poverty in Appalachia Ohio, poverty very unlike my experience growing up . . . stories of families working hard long hours, yet not having enough money to eat, some not even having enough to put an ample roof over their heads:<br /></p><p style="margin-left: 36pt;">One woman was working a fulltime nightshift at a bakery to support her two kids and husband (who has been unable to find work for over a year), only so that they could live in a camper without electricity or running water. They have to walk to the neighbor's mobile home to shower.<br /></p><p style="margin-left: 36pt;">One man, an air force veteran, used to be a well-paid crane operator for a company that laid him and five thousand others off about 25 years ago. This was the first of 10 companies he worked for that went under. He has two children who live with him in a tumbling down house lent to him by a friend. It has no heat, so in the winter this man sleeps in short stints in his basement spends the rest of his night stoking the fire in the wood burner to keep his boys warm. He is so distraught over his situation that, thanks to supplemental security income, he thought he would be "worth more" to his children dead than alive. <br /></p><p>According to <a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/us-wealth-inequality-2010-7">businessinsider.com</a> in an article they published in July of this year, "<span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 51);">Half of America owns 2.5% of this country's wealth. The top 1% own a third of it.</span>" <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/29/business/29tax.html">The New York Times</a> also noted in an article they published in March of 2007 that ". . . <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 51);font-family:Arial;font-size:10px;" >the top 300,000 Americans collectively enjoyed almost as much income as the bottom 150 million Americans. Per person, the top group received 440 times as much as the average person in the bottom half earned, nearly doubling the gap from 1980</span>."<br /></p><p>The vicious cycle of these statistics will likely continue – there's no money to go to school to get a better job, and no job providing the money for the next generation to get a better education . . . . The gap between the rich and the poor will grow wider, and perhaps soon there will be no middle ground left in sight.<span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10px;" ><br /></span></p><p>So when I'm sitting on my comfortable couch watching my amazing flat-screen TV (with cable to boot) in my heated or air-conditioned home (weather respective), I feel both grateful and guilty – grateful to be blessed with all the luxuries in my life, and guilty that I have them while so many others truly suffer.<br /></p><p>When I reflect on my childhood now, instead of seeing myself as poor, I see myself as incredibly <strong><em>un</em></strong>grateful little midget. I had a roof over my head, food on the table, enough properly fitting clothes (brand name or not) to get me through a week or two before the laundry was done for me. I had a mom who managed to provide me with dance lessons, a flute to play in the band, and the required supplies and money to be a part of the majorette squad. I may not have had as much as my friends, but I had a lot, a hell of a lot more than I could ever comprehend.<br /></p><p>After watching this episode of <em>Dateline</em> and taking some time to reflect on our lives, we decided that we were going to stop viewing "charity as a coat you wear twice a year" and stop "living hand to hand with legitimate excuses". The unwanted things in our shed waiting to be tagged for a garage sale are now in the process of being donated to those who need them, those who will probably appreciate the used items so much more than we ever did when we bought them new.<br /></p><p><span style="color:black;">"<span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10px;" >Thi</span>s is the year of the guilty man. Your television takes a stand, a<span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:10px;" >nd you find that what was over there is over here</span>."</span></p></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881767267264553809.post-51615344662596657082010-07-25T22:56:00.004-04:002010-07-25T23:05:39.307-04:00The ED of Peculiar Pickiness<span xmlns=""> <p><span style="font-family:verdana;">I'm going to start by pretending you all don't know this already and state something obvious - I'm a bit of an odd duck. Despite my denial and abnormal attempts to fit in the mold of those around me, I've never even been "next to normal", a facet about myself I started to deny from an early age. Had I accepted the fact that I'm just not the popular kind and embraced those more like me, I might have sidestepped the critical cruelty of my peers in my teenage years and actually accumulated some decent memories to share with my kids one day. Sadly, what I'm left with are stories which would force my fingers to tap and type for hours on end, producing pages upon pages of therapy to assist in alleviating the tempestuous unease of my adolescent angst barraged with bullying and banter . . . but I won't succumb to that measure of stress relief, not today anyway. Instead I choose to spare you, my fellow readers, if only for a moment and save the seething for another day . . . .<br /></span></p><p><span style="font-family:verdana;">So, I will sidetrack by saying that my severed seams from long ago are pretty much sutured up, and for now I choose to ignore that fact that they fray every once in awhile - today I am, for the most part, a woman who has accepted that being not near normal is not only absolutely adequate, but somehow flawlessly fantastic. I have countless crazy quirks, many of which I have covered in some of my bellowing blog posts, particularly in </span><a href="http://koppedomain-amothersmusings.blogspot.com/2010/02/webwork-of-wacky-woman.html"><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#0070c0;"><em>Webwork of a Wacky Woman</em></span></a><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="color:#0070c0;"><em><br /></em></span>where I ink out many of my idiosyncrasies (feel free to return there and review if you like), and among the myriad of my mental mannerisms I list in said post, there is one I would like to discuss in greater detail today . . . . My freakish foodisms for which I have already admitted are as follows:<br /></span></p><p><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#c0504d;">Texture is huge. I like tomato sauce and ketchup, but not tomatoes. I like grape jelly, but not grapes. I pass on foods with rubbery skin and mushy insides<br /></span></p><p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="color:#c0504d;">I like peanut butter, but not peanuts. </span><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="color:#c0504d;">I don't like strawberries or coffee. </span><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="color:#c0504d;">I was asked a question [in a survey] about my favorite salad dressing; my answer was, "Light Italian, on a shredded carrot salad. . . . I'm not a fan of lettuce folks, so give me a bed of shredded carrots and I'll put all the salad toppings on it." </span><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-family:verdana;">Alas, that is only where the list begins. This too is a topic that my finger tips could type endlessly about, producing yet again pages and pages of peculiar pickiness that you would rather pass on perusing. However, I cannot breach this topic w/o giving you a bigger picture of my battle with my taste buds, so I will somehow summarize what needs to be said and hopefully reach my point (if there even is one) sooner rather than later.<br /></span></p><p><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#c0504d;">I hate cilantro; in fact to me it tastes like soap.<br /></span></p><p><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#c0504d;">I don't eat Mexican, Indian, or most other ethnic foods that are not American or Western European.<br /></span></p><p><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#c0504d;">Peas make me want to vomit, and I hate most vegetables in general, even fear them, because they inevitably show up on my plate at most restaurants and dinner parties.<br /></span></p><p><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#c0504d;">Beer and <strong><em>dry</em></strong> wine are bitter and I will never get drunk off them. Sangria please!<br /></span></p><p><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#c0504d;">I love eggs, but never sunny side up . . . runny, snotty yuckiness!<br /></span></p><p><span style="font-family:verdana;">So yes, in case you haven't cracked this code already, I will again state something obvious – I am a picky eater.<br /></span></p><p><span style="font-family:verdana;">Coincidentally, upon perusing the tweets of the 24 I follow, I happened across this "scientific" statement a couple of weeks ago: "<span style="color:#f79646;">Picky eating in adults may soon be classified as a specific eating disorder</span></span><span style="color:#3e4415;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#1f497d;">http://on.wsj.com/cmazc3</span><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#0070c0;">".<br /></span></p><p><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000000;">Upon seeing this proclamation and clicking the link to the article, I believe it's accurate to say that "WTF" was the first thing that came to my mind. Surely this cannot be correct – my taste buds don't like things, so I must have a psychological disorder, an <strong><em>eating disorder</em></strong> in fact, worthy of being mentioned in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders? The DSM, a manual in which I examined more than once in my four years of studying psychology at Capital University, is also a manual that once classified homosexuality as a psychological disorder . . . just sayin' . . . again pages and pages, but moving forward . . . .<br /></span></p><p><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000000;">I've tried foods I don't like over and over again, and the result is the same, I still don't like them. I have built a better tolerance for foods I don't care for over time, but eating such items is in no way an enjoyable experience. I force such foods down for two occasions, when invited to someone's house for dinner, and when attempting to persuade my children to try such fare, but in any other case peculiar pickiness overrules and I say "pass please".<br /></span></p><p><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000000;">I cannot deny there are indeed some issues mentioned in this article for which I relate – dinner parties do undeniably make nervous (though not so much I won't attend), the range of foods that I eat (which extend far beyond 10 or 15 choices, btw) is no doubt limited, and I think it's fair to say I have some OCD tendencies – but I couldn't disagree more with the conclusion that has been drawn. Beyond potentially loosing vital nutrients (which is why I take supplements), being particular about food isn't a major issue in my opinion, avoiding social situations because of said issues is, and I am rarely one to turn down any social situation, food fears or not.<br /></span></p><p><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000000;">One of those who commented said it with the same sarcastic eloquence I wish I would have expressed myself:<br /></span></p><p style="MARGIN-LEFT: 36pt"><em><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000000;">I'm so glad that this country is still properous [sic] enough to develop more new "disorders" at a seemingly increasing rate. If you dont [sic]</span><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000000;"> like it, don't eat it.<br /><br />Next disorder please.<br /><br />Americans, in general, don't seem to share the passion for soccer that the rest of the world has. I suppose we should look into this disorder of our national psyche next . . . .</span></em><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="color:#000000;"> (Tom Crozier, comment post #21) </span><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000000;">There is a difference between being not quite "normal" and not being able to cope with that abnormality, which seems to be the case for many of those discussed in the article. For example, I have Crohn's Disease, I'm left-handed, and I've been told by my doctor that I get tendonitis frequently because my legs are "anatomically incorrect", but you don't see me being committed to therapy or a psyche ward for said "abnormalities" (or for any of my many unmentioned others for that matter). I've learned how to deal with them and move forward. I've used this quote before, and I will use it again: "Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is. The way you cope with it is what makes the difference" –Virginia Satir.<br /></span></p><p><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#000000;">So I say to those wasting so much money studying such things to stop. Treat for anxiety or OCD those who suffer if you must, but leave a potential ED of Peculiar Pickiness out of it, because I embrace this as part of who I am, and I'm okay with that.<br /></span></p></span><br /><a href="http://on.wsj.com/cmazc3" target="_blank"></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881767267264553809.post-1734776518810300222010-06-30T23:32:00.031-04:002010-07-01T12:08:44.831-04:00“My Vagabond Shoes Were Longing to Stray”<span xmlns="">"<span style="color:#f79646;">Some folks like to get away, take a holiday from the neighborhood. Hop a flight to Miami Beach, or to Hollywood</span>." But I took a car ride across PA's north side, and entered a new "<span style="color:#f79646;">state of mind</span>".<br /><br /></span><span xmlns=""></span><span xmlns=""><p>I climbed the stairs and walked into a ". . . <span style="color:#4bacc6;">concrete jungle where dreams are made of [and] there's nothing you can't do; these streets [made me] feel brand new</span>". </p><p>I woke up in "<span style="color:#8064a2;">the city that never sleeps</span>", and found that "<span style="color:#8064a2;">my little town blues [were] melting away . . . .</span>" </p><p>After eight years of absence from this majestic and marvelous mind-blowing metropolis, it was three weeks ago on my third trip to this upbeat urban utopia that I was quickly reminded of how so many locals wished to die by vehicular impact, how nearly no one on the streets spoke English, and how uncannily uncouth it was to be polite.</p><p>I doubt there is anywhere else in the world where I would be willing to walk a mile across a bridge and stand in line 75 min waiting for a pizza at a parlor where I'm obligated to sit by perfect strangers – strangers I thought I would never see again . . . until I saw <a href="http://www.erikrivera.com/biography.html">one of them</a> do a stand-up routine following a surprise appearance from Marlon Wayans at a hole in the ground club called the "<a href="http://www.comedycellar.com/">Comedy Cellar</a>". </p><p>I have never been to another city where I have had the pleasure of devouring a "Salty Pimp" ice cream cone from a "<a href="http://www.biggayicecreamtruck.com/">Big Gay Ice Cream Truck</a>", encountering a stiff as steel naked man standing in the streets, and seeing a dress made of condoms in a "<a href="http://www.museumofsex.com/">Museum of Sex</a>" all in one day. </p><p>It was in this very place that . . . . </p><p>I watched the limos drive by and saw celebrities walk the red carpet.</p><p>I met up with an old friend and made a new one.</p><p>I sauntered by some shops in China and turned the corner to stroll by some restaurants in Italy.</p><p>I ogled a $600 purse in the window of one boutique and purchased the $6 earrings from the one next door. </p><p>I watched "Next to Normal" in a setting that is anything but.</p><p>I took a walk in a park you don't dare tread in the dark. </p><p>They say, "<span style="color:#8064a2;">If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere.</span>"</p><p>"<span style="color:#4bacc6;">Hear it for New York, New York . . . .</span>"</p><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m2mpWUNa0bU/TCwPvJ8TO-I/AAAAAAAAADU/xIasoXbir3M/s1600/IMG_2710.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 150px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 197px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5488779348654898146" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m2mpWUNa0bU/TCwPvJ8TO-I/AAAAAAAAADU/xIasoXbir3M/s200/IMG_2710.JPG" /></a><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m2mpWUNa0bU/TCwQEBYu8TI/AAAAAAAAADc/yDTiDIU0TPc/s1600/IMG_2727.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 150px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 198px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5488779707135488306" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m2mpWUNa0bU/TCwQEBYu8TI/AAAAAAAAADc/yDTiDIU0TPc/s200/IMG_2727.JPG" /></a><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 138px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 197px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5488780366118464546" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m2mpWUNa0bU/TCwQqYShLCI/AAAAAAAAAEM/TClTWeKT5cU/s200/IMG_2843.JPG" /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m2mpWUNa0bU/TCwQvvEokzI/AAAAAAAAAEU/p7y3i3fk7Ro/s1600/IMG_2845.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 150px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 199px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5488780458133590834" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m2mpWUNa0bU/TCwQvvEokzI/AAAAAAAAAEU/p7y3i3fk7Ro/s200/IMG_2845.JPG" /></a><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m2mpWUNa0bU/TCwhakZhDFI/AAAAAAAAAEk/eI5tHldRazQ/s1600/IMG_2733.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 239px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 196px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5488798786188807250" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m2mpWUNa0bU/TCwhakZhDFI/AAAAAAAAAEk/eI5tHldRazQ/s200/IMG_2733.JPG" /></a><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m2mpWUNa0bU/TCwiUL0GR9I/AAAAAAAAAE0/1YjdIx6wIS4/s1600/IMG_2729.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 214px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 197px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5488799776021825490" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m2mpWUNa0bU/TCwiUL0GR9I/AAAAAAAAAE0/1YjdIx6wIS4/s200/IMG_2729.JPG" /></a><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m2mpWUNa0bU/TCyzMRXu54I/AAAAAAAAAFM/Omg5sqttRpg/s1600/IMG_2781.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 226px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 199px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5488959069260539778" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m2mpWUNa0bU/TCyzMRXu54I/AAAAAAAAAFM/Omg5sqttRpg/s200/IMG_2781.JPG" /></a><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m2mpWUNa0bU/TCy0chWKmtI/AAAAAAAAAFU/YVbz6I9pZ8U/s1600/IMG_2787.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 174px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5488960447938468562" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m2mpWUNa0bU/TCy0chWKmtI/AAAAAAAAAFU/YVbz6I9pZ8U/s200/IMG_2787.JPG" /></a><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m2mpWUNa0bU/TCy0kLJu5cI/AAAAAAAAAFc/eSVh01iyh-A/s1600/IMG_2805.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 150px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5488960579419694530" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m2mpWUNa0bU/TCy0kLJu5cI/AAAAAAAAAFc/eSVh01iyh-A/s200/IMG_2805.JPG" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;color:#f79646;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:78%;color:#f79646;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:78%;color:#f79646;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:78%;color:#f79646;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:78%;color:#f79646;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:78%;color:#f79646;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:78%;color:#f79646;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:78%;color:#f79646;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:78%;color:#f79646;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:78%;color:#f79646;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:78%;color:#f79646;">Lyrics in orange are written and performed by Billy Joel in "New York State of Mind".</span><br /><p></p><p><span style="font-size:78%;color:#4bacc6;"></span></p><p><span style="font-size:78%;color:#4bacc6;"></span></p><p><span style="font-size:78%;color:#4bacc6;"></span></p><p><span style="font-size:78%;color:#4bacc6;"></span></p><p><span style="font-size:78%;color:#4bacc6;"></span></p><p><span style="font-size:78%;color:#4bacc6;"></span></p><p><span style="font-size:78%;color:#4bacc6;">Lyrics in blue are written and performed by Alisha Keyes in "Empire State of Mind (part II)".</span></p><p><span style="font-size:78%;color:#8064a2;">Lyrics in purple are most popularly performed by Frank Sinatra in "New York, New York".</span><br /><br /><br /><br /></span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881767267264553809.post-87750489684547262822010-06-07T22:05:00.008-04:002010-07-25T23:11:10.499-04:00What Is up with Amber?“What is not up with Amber?” should be the question. I’ve been having one of those whole “life interrupted” experiences filled with non-stop streams of sour news and chaotic crap that continues to happen, leaving the well of my writing resourcefulness rather dry, in turn leading to my noticeable absence from my blogging abode and making me wonder if this drought of mine has lead to a whole “absence makes the heart grow fonder” effect, as a few friends have been moved to remind me of said absence and offhandedly mention that more frequent bloggage would be nice – would be nice to have for some summer [break] reading material that is . . . .<br /><br />So at this point my mind jumps a bit – perhaps it’s a lack of self-esteem on my part, or perhaps even the opposite, an overdriven ego which has made me misunderstand my friends’ insinuations, but I find it very odd that I am relied upon as the source of anyone’s summer entertainment, for I am sure there far more entertaining reads (with far shorter sentences) at one’s local library than I can ever ink out: <em>The Woman Who Walked into Doors</em> and its somewhat superior sequel <em>Paula Spencer</em>, both written by Irish author Roddy Doyle, being two perfect examples . . . , just sayin’. *smiles coyly*<br /><br />Nonetheless, a request has been made (I think), and I certainly do not want to let the very small handful of those who have been steadfast readers of my scribed spewing down and out, which leaves me to beg the question: What do I do when life throws me dried up lemons with no writing wit in sight . . . ?<br /><br />I post a recipe for CITRUS SUGAR COOKIES, and give the requesters something to do during this turbulent time of mine, hoping they will still be around when I make my return to regularly written essays.<br /><br />May you be able calm your cravings with something for your palate while I calm the chaotic currents of my currently crazy life . . . . Happy baking!<br /><br />CITRUS SUGAR COOKIES (<a href="http://http//www.marthastewart.com/recipe/citrus-sugar-cookies">recipe</a> adapted by moi from <a href="http://www.marthastewart.com/">http://www.marthastewart.com/</a>)<br /><br />Makes about 30 large cookies<br /><br />* indicates to check note at base of recipe<br /><br />3 1/2 cups all-purpose flour<br />1 teaspoon baking soda<br />1/4 teaspoon salt<br />1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, room temperature<br />1 3/4 cups granulated sugar<br />1/4 cup packed light-brown sugar<br />2 large eggs<br />*2 tablespoons finely chopped candied orange peel (optional, but don’t use orange zest if using candied peel)<br />Zest of one lemon<br />Zest of one lime<br />Zest of one orange<br />*1/8 tsp lemon or lime oil<br />*1/4 tsp orange oil<br />Fine sanding sugar, for sprinkling<br /><br />1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Line two baking sheets with Silpats or parchment paper; set aside. Sift together flour, baking soda, and salt; set aside.<br /><br />2. In the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, cream butter and the granulated and brown sugars on medium speed until light and fluffy, about 2 minutes. Add eggs one at a time, beating to incorporate after each addition. Mix in candied orange peel, the zests, and the oils. Reduce mixer speed to low, and slowly add dry ingredients. Beat until fully combined and dough begins to form around paddle.<br /><br />3. Use a *2-inch ice-cream scoop to drop cookies onto prepared baking sheets about 2 inches apart. Flatten cookies with palm of hand. Sprinkle with sanding sugar. Using a pastry brush, lightly brush tops with water. Sprinkle with more sanding sugar. Transfer to oven, and bake until just set and beginning to turn golden at edges, 12 to 15 minutes. Remove from oven. Transfer cookies to wire rack to cool completely.<br /><br />*Candied orange peel can sometimes be found in stores around the holidays, but there are recipes on the internet to make your own.<br /><br />*The citrus oils can be found at most stores with candy making supplies. For example, in Columbus they can be found at Drug Mart and Hobby Lobby.<br /><br />*Feel free to make the cookies as large as called for in the recipe, but they are just as I said, large. I usually make them with a traditional cookie scoop and begin to check them after about 6 min. Always check your baked goods early until you know best how they will bake in your oven.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881767267264553809.post-77830240644835464622010-05-13T23:37:00.003-04:002023-08-16T19:12:17.040-04:00Why Did the Elephant S**t on My Week?<span xmlns=""> <p>Weak, disoriented, and hardly able to stand, my pulse begins to race and sucking in air has become a chore rather than part of the natural rhythm of life. The room begins to spin and my stomach lurches, and it's everything I can do to keep my dinner where it belongs.<br /></p><p>Just when you think things are going great, the forbidden French foible happens. Some may say it hits the fan, but for me it comes from an elephant's ass, leaving copious piles of poo in my path.<br /></p><p>It was about this time two years ago that I found myself making my first official "blog" post, otherwise known as a "note" on facebook. It was entitled <em>A Week Worth Writing about</em>, and it was indeed a week worthy of expression through written word. I could never forget those seven days filled with stories I had told my friends, stories inevitably to be told to my children and grandchildren some day. It was a week of D's; a <strong>downward</strong> <strong>detour</strong> of <strong>disaster</strong> that involved a <strong>dishwasher</strong> in flames, a <strong>drainpipe</strong> that wouldn't drain, and a <strong>dog </strong>untrained, which respectively resulted in a dish stack in the sink, a newly refinished basement becoming a lake, and an forbidden bite out of a four tier wedding cake. It was one of those weeks where one might indulge in a stiff drink to drive away the angst at the end of it all. Alas, that was not the way I rolled back then, so my liquor was left untouched. </p><p>I find that while a lot of things have changed since then, so many things have also remained the same, and two years later I find myself with another "week worth writing about".<br /></p><p>After Emie's birthday bonanza a couple of weeks ago, we were invited to attend an adult birthday bash of an old buddy of ours. My perception of taxing times was poor, and after what I thought was a somewhat strenuous week, I deemed a stiff drink (okay three) necessary to smooth over the serrated edges and celebrate another year of life, forgetting it had been a day of inadvertent dehydration. Only two screwdrivers and a Mike's Hard Lemonade later did the tough times actually present themselves, and the aforementioned elephant took its first of many dumps on my series of seven days.<br /></p><p>At 32 years of age, I finally faced what so many experienced after many more than three drinks, and at an age half that of mine - the first hangover that had hung over my head for so long finally happened . . . . I imagined many would not suppose that was such a bad thing, as a hangover has happened to the best of most. However, while Emie's precious party was the day of my lightweight drunk fest, her actual birthday was the day of dreary drunken regret. Having had many more liquor lavishes in one evening in the past, I never dreamed that three of them would fling me full force into an abysmal after affect. I spent much of the morning praying to the porcelain gods and crying like a crazy woman for the horrible mommy I felt I was in that moment. Sitting in a chair unable to move while my daughter opened her remaining presents was not how I envisioned spending Emie's birthday. Putting on my best happy face, I began to be thankful for Emie only turning three . . . she was none the wiser to my state of suffering, and had she been a bit older she would have assuredly understood the circumstance at hand.<br /></p><p>So as each birthday passes in a child's life, subsequently do annual well check-ups . . . Emie's pediatric appointment of 2010 is one I may never forget. Not only, as many of you may already know, am I handed a book called <em>The Difficult Child, </em>but I am informed, after assessing Emie's gait and reflexes, that she <strong><em>may</em></strong> have a condition called Tethered Spinal Cord Syndrome. The panic does not set in initially, as the doctor does not fully explain what this means for my adorable daughter if she continues to live with this condition, but after Googling it I feel like vomiting once more. TSCS is when the spinal cord is fused to at least one part of the spinal column, and is a condition that can eventually interfere with Emie's ability to walk and appropriately relief herself on the potty, a condition that can be cured, but only by surgery on the spine. I try not to think about it much, as no official diagnosis has been made yet. A diagnosis can only come by way of a very expensive and very invasive MRI. Since the condition deteriorates only with growth, we have a bit of a window to watch for possible improvement . . . three months of waiting before we know more.<br /></p><p>I am blessed with two days of calm before the storm erupts again – one of my mom's best friend passes away, my Goddaughter is taken to the hospital, and I get a bad burn on the palm of my left hand, and all in the course of one afternoon. The barrage of bad news begins to be too much to manage, and I think about a glass of wine to wipe away the worries for awhile. But the nausea returns as I remember the recent morning of mourning over the misguided decision to drink my misconceived woes away, and just like two years ago, I choose not to roll like that and stay stunningly sober.<br /></p><p>So what I am grateful for in this week of wretchedness that my room spinning, heart-racing, short of breath experience which I described above did not occur as it has so many times before. For all it is worth, not having one of my many migraines (which I usually get weekly) is the only redemptive thing about my story of seven days. And much like Emie had no punch line for "Why did the elephant poop on the ground," nor do I have one for "Why did the Elephant Shit on My Week," other than *it* happens sometimes, and so goes the ebb and flow of life and poo.<br /></p></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881767267264553809.post-78872465724254667142010-05-02T18:16:00.014-04:002023-08-16T19:08:52.204-04:00Why Did the Elephant Poop on the Ground?<span xmlns="">The anticipation of the birth of my first daughter, my second baby, was great after a long, difficult, and somewhat high-risk pregnancy. First being on prednisone, then dealing with anemia after weaning off the atrocious steroid, those nine months of my swelling belly seemed to last an eternity. But when the day finally came and they placed my calm and content little one on my lap after a fairly easy induced labor, I fell in love. She lay there quietly sucking her hands and I looked at my husband and said something along the lines of, "I think I want to do this again." After having Aidan I wasn't sure that I would want more than one child, so I found it fascinating that after giving birth to Emie I was thinking about having three. Had I known that three years after at my second child's birth I would be handed a book called <em>The Difficult Child </em>at her annual well check-up, the thoughts of having a third child would have never entered my mind.<br /></span><span xmlns=""><div><br /><div><div>Who would have thought that this peaceful beautiful baby face . . . </span></div></div></div><br /><span xmlns=""><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m2mpWUNa0bU/S938cfAukBI/AAAAAAAAACk/U6QWjkz7cBI/s1600/05-05-07+(01).JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 107px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 160px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5466803088988737554" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m2mpWUNa0bU/S938cfAukBI/AAAAAAAAACk/U6QWjkz7cBI/s200/05-05-07+(01).JPG" /></a></span><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m2mpWUNa0bU/S936uj8wvyI/AAAAAAAAACE/7bEAHK-n21o/s1600/05-10-07+(01).JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 107px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 160px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5466801200528670498" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m2mpWUNa0bU/S936uj8wvyI/AAAAAAAAACE/7bEAHK-n21o/s200/05-10-07+(01).JPG" /></a><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m2mpWUNa0bU/S939Ka6blKI/AAAAAAAAACs/AL4k73iCNeY/s1600/IMG_0099.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 107px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 160px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5466803878162568354" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m2mpWUNa0bU/S939Ka6blKI/AAAAAAAAACs/AL4k73iCNeY/s200/IMG_0099.JPG" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><p><span xmlns=""></span></p><p><span xmlns="">. . . would have become this spunky monkey . . . . </span><p><span xmlns=""><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m2mpWUNa0bU/S939oPARqMI/AAAAAAAAAC0/WKFcQNnLMfw/s1600/IMG_2418.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 107px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 160px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5466804390361934018" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m2mpWUNa0bU/S939oPARqMI/AAAAAAAAAC0/WKFcQNnLMfw/s200/IMG_2418.JPG" /></a><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 107px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 160px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5466804479152421730" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m2mpWUNa0bU/S939tZxk-2I/AAAAAAAAAC8/Wm4pg0khWAA/s200/IMG_2513.JPG" /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m2mpWUNa0bU/S93946mwGyI/AAAAAAAAADE/EtjLzHqkBJo/s1600/IMG_2540.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 107px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 160px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5466804676943944482" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m2mpWUNa0bU/S93946mwGyI/AAAAAAAAADE/EtjLzHqkBJo/s200/IMG_2540.JPG" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /></p></span><span xmlns=""><br /><br /><br/><br/><br /><p></p>So having just celebrated her third birthday, I thought the time had finally come to give you an overdue introduction to my daughter Emerson, a free spirited fire-cracker full of obstinate opinions.<br /><br />The first two weeks of her life were quite calm and collected. Emie was a baby who ate and slept well. Our Eden like existence was short lived though; it took an emergency exit out the back door as Emie presented us with her pistol like personality. The incessant crying and late nights (some with no sleep) began and thoughts of another child quickly flew out the window. While much of the reason for her crying was due to a really bad case of acid reflux, I am now almost certain that at least some of that crying was in part Emie exhibiting the drama, willfulness, and sheer determination she demonstrates so freely today.<br /><br />This adoring daughter of mine will do anything to be the center of attention. A fine example of this occurred only a few weeks ago while shopping at my local grocery. You see, my son had been telling a lot of "Why does a chicken cross the road" jokes, and my daughter had been using the rhythm of the joke to ask other questions. In her best jokester fashion on this day at the store she asked very loudly, "<strong>Why did the elephant poop on the ground?</strong>" I couldn't help but laugh out loud before asking her why indeed did the elephant poop on the ground. Her answer was her own laughter with no punch line in sight. I then proceeded to ask her where she heard the joke; she simply replied, "I made it up all by myself." At this I chose to keep my thoughts in my head, which was nodding side to side with a smile . . . <em>Dear Lord Emie, you are obnoxious</em>!<br /><br />Her obnoxious nature has reached such a pinnacle of precociousness that it moved me to recently type the following two status updates on facebook:<br /><br /><span style="color:#00b050;"></span><span style="color:#00b050;">"[I have] told Emie that for all the drama she creates, she best put it to good use someday and then walk me down the red carpet with her." </span><br /><span style="color:#00b050;"></span><br />AND<br /><br /><span style="color:#00b050;">"[I feel] like I'm in a movie filled with drama, angst and war. Emie is the star whose main goal in life is to waste every single second of the supporting actress's (that would be me) time and eventually drive her insane." </span><span style="color:#00b050;"><br /><br /></span><span style="color:#00b050;"></span>I mean, this is a girl who on a day I let her choose whatever she wants to wear, insists on arguing with me about whether her underwear goes on the outside or inside of her clothes, and upon asking her another day why she chooses to argue with me so much, she answers by belching in my face and laughing. So you can imagine that as her third birthday approaches, preparing for her party is a production like no other (thus yet another bit of a break from my blogging, sorry). She has opinions on what her cake should look like, what characters would support the theme, where she wants the party to be, and so on and so forth, and all at just less than three years of age. Despite her original wishes for a Spiderman party, we somehow (and gratefully) end up with Abby Cadabby's face gracing the cake I work on for so many hours. In the midst of the cake making process I hear more than once "I want my cake now!!!!" To which my reply finally is, "Then perhaps I'll throw this one in the trash." Silence is golden; mommy wins this battle . . . . So when the cake is finally completed, excitement ensues. Upon viewing it she looks up at me, smiles, and says with ardent enthusiasm, "Oh mommy, I love it so much! You did such a good job! Go mommy go, [insert claps] go mommy go!" and then squeezes my arm and says "Mommy I love <strong><em>you</em></strong> so much," and much like the day she is born and placed on my lap, my heart melts once more.<br /><br />Emie is a girl much like my adult self, so it is inevitable that route of our relationship is going to be one of a collision course, but every crash is worth it for those heart-melting "I love you so much" moments. Her spunk and dogged determination is something I never had as a child, and in fact I was much more like my sweet and shy one, Aidan (who I will pay homage to soon enough). If she is like I am now at three years of age, I can only imagine the strong independent woman she can become by age 32. I have many dreams for her, however, whatever my dreams, they mean nothing next to what she can dream for herself, and I imagine the fearless fireball that is Emie is going to dream big and do whatever it takes to make said dreams come true (and perhaps even come up with a punch line for her now regularly repeated elephant joke, lol). So keep your eyes peeled, because just like any admiring mother, I believe there is a good chance Emerson is going to do something larger than life one day, and when she does, you can bet your ass I'll be shouting from the roof tops and boasting of her brilliance.<br /><br />To my endearing Emie, always know that Mommy loves <strong><em>you</em></strong> so much too!<br /></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881767267264553809.post-1130335578270757822010-04-17T18:28:00.002-04:002023-08-16T18:57:27.439-04:00Diamond in the Rough<span xmlns=""> <p>Sleeping soundly, dreaming peacefully, all is right in the world . . . until the blaring begins in my ears and makes me forget my pleasant dream. Ugh, I reach my hand over my head in an attempt shut off the alarm. I slam on the snooze, but to no avail, the pounding at my peace is not my everyday alarm which usually wakes me around 8, but is my ringing phone for which is now unexpectedly interrupting my slumber at 7:30. It takes a moment, but then I remember that it's Monday. Before I even look at the phone I know who is calling; I pretty much know what is going to be said before I even answer it.<br /></p><p>I push the button and do my best to make it seem as though I have been awake for awhile. Even though I already know I'm going to have to call my husband in five minutes and sweetly ask him to come home for a bit to take our son to school, I let my friend explain his situation, that his oldest of two daughters is sick, and unless I want to risk my own daughter becoming ill, he is not be able to take my Emie to school on this "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAZgLcK5LzI">Manic Monday</a>". The quiet morning I have planned to have at home has just been cancelled.<br /></p><p>I sucked up the sleepiness, did what I needed to do, and tried to ignore the fact that I really could have used that extra 30 minutes of sleep. I also tried to ignore the fact that I missed a lot of time with my family the day before to run the errands, errands I could have been running while my daughter was a school had I known I would not be able to take advantage of my abode. Frustrated with the turn of events, knowing that driving back home and returning to pick up my daughter and her friend (my aforementioned friend's youngest daughter who was in tow) was going to waste an hour of my time, I glanced at stack of books on top of my laptop next to me on my path to preschool and told myself that if I couldn't do housework, I was going to find somewhere quiet to read during this two hour duration I needed to fill.<br /></p><p>After kissing the girls goodbye and leaving them to learn, I begin to drive aimlessly in pursuit of a destination, a quaint place to read my books. I think of my favorite coffee shop, coincidentally much closer to the preschool than my home, and take a few wrong turns before arriving. I order cup of hot chai and sit it down next to my laptop to cool a bit. I sit staring at the laptop, knowing that bringing it in would inevitably cause me to put off my reading material. "I'm just going to check my email and facebook account," I tell myself. The next thing I know I am perusing my twitter feed, which I use mainly to follow others, because tweeting is not something I do so much. John Cusack, who loves to tweet, tweet, and retweet, has filled my feed with his thoughts, links, and a quote, a quote that I happen to fall in love with, and suddenly I'm on a quest to add this fascinating find to my email siggie, not an easy task for a low-tech girl like myself.<br /></p><p>I end up spending a chubby chunk of my time figuring out how to add this quote to my signature, an experience which forces my fingers to pound away at the keyboard once again. Before I know it my two hours are up, and no novel reading in sight. Normally I would be bummed that I didn't take full advantage of my hazy little diamond in the rough, uninterrupted time to read, but in this case the diamond I do discover is much clearer, whiter, and has a much better cut. It sparkles very brightly and lights the sometimes dim bulb in my brain, for the quote of which I've mentioned has been the gem for which I've been searching, the opening line to something I've been working on since beginning this blog a few months ago, the opening line of an essay which should appear on a blog page near you sometime soon.<br /></p><p>Diamonds are rare and hard to find, and finding this one has let me know that writing is what I'm meant to be doing right now . . . that I need to let go of the fact that not many are reading and that the stories I tell need to satisfy no one other than me. For the few of you who keep returning, I'm pleased that you enjoy what I write and I thank you for your loyalty. This day my wish for you is to be blessed with the ability make lemonade out of lemons and find your own sparkling diamond in the rough.<br /></p><p> </p></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881767267264553809.post-25555656268961714562010-04-08T13:16:00.002-04:002010-04-08T13:31:08.606-04:00The Business of Time and Thoughtlessness<span xmlns=""> <p>"Time, time, time; see what's become of me . . . ." From here move into a cool 80's guitar riff and begin to jam. Can you guess the song? If you can, great, but it doesn't really matter. I simply just want to use the opening lyric to the unnamed tune because it fits what I want to talk about, that being time (in case you haven't figured that one out).<br /></p><p>During my two week break (or so) from blogging I found I had even less time than I had before, and certainly did not spend the time restfully reading as I anticipated I would. Additionally, unable to piece together the jigsaw puzzle of ideas that flooded over me, I had been left with notes, lots of notes, and nothing thoughtful to present to you yet. Nonetheless, I thought you deserved a drabble in this duration of my absence from essays, so I decided to present you with something rather thoughtless, that was without much thought, not inconsiderate as one would usually presuppose about the term.<br /></p><p>Anyway . . . I have been one of those people who thrive on business, that is on being very busy, not on commerce or trade as one usually presupposes about the term (I told you this would be rather thoughtless). I have always wanted something to do, somewhere to be, someone to be with. Now though, after 17 years of schooling, several jobs, a spouse, owning a house, getting a dog, having two kids, and having way too many flower beds installed, I find that these things filling the 32 years of my life experience add up to a whole lot of stuff that creates a whole lot of responsibilities that suck up a whole lot of my time, leaving me with the kind of business (aka busy-ness) I prefer to do without from time to time. <strong>*I must interrupt my thoughts for a moment to note that I am grateful for all those things that fill my life, I just don't always welcome the 'side-effects' that come along with them sometimes, but "you can't look a gift-horse in the mouth," and "beggars can't be choosers," so all that being said . . . .*</strong> I find that solitude and moments for leisure are two of the things I would love to add back into the equation of my life, two things that I may never experience again as I did in my youth. <strong>*I must interrupt again to say "Damn, this thing <em>is</em> thoughtless . . . haven't I talked about this before?"*</strong> In any case, I just want to be able to do what the song says (no, not the aforementioned song, another one silly), "open up your plans and damn you're free."<br /></p><p>Oh how tempting it is just to cancel with everyone when I'm feeling overwhelmed, but I don't feel right doing that, and in fact I think it's rather rude. I continue to remember the very few occasions I've called off plans without a real reason, because of being exhausted or having too much going on, and I find those odd occasions still bother me today. One of my biggest pet peeves is when someone cancels on me because something better comes up or he/she is tired and/or "doesn't feel like it." My time is important to me (if you haven't gathered that already), so when I go out of my way to make plans with you and give you some of that precious time, I expect you to think really hard about whether your reason for standing me up is valid, as to cancel on me, or anyone for that matter, for no reason is indeed thoughtless<em> </em>in the presupposed meaning of the term . . . just sayin'.<br /></p><p>Well, that's it really . . . short, sweet and to the point, no deep thoughts or abhorrent alliteration (though I'm sure you have noticed I cannot leave it out completely). I just have one more thing and a few more ellipses and parenthetical notations before I go . . . the opening line is a lyric from<em> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFRx4PkXeVM"><strong>Hazy Shade of Winter</strong></a></em> as performed by the Bangles, but little have I known until I have begun typing this that it is originally written and sung by Simon and Garfunkel. The other tune is probably much easier to pick out . . . the lyric is from a little hit known as <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkHTsc9PU2A"><strong><em>I'm Yours</em></strong></a> by Jason Mraz. If you click on the titles to the listed songs, you will see that the YouTube videos have been conveniently linked for you. <span style="font-family:Wingdings;">J</span><br /></p><p>So I hope you have enjoyed my lack of large words thoughtless drabble about business (again, busy-ness), time, and thoughtlessness (in both senses of the word). My schedule is slowing down soon, if only for a bit, hopefully giving me more free moments to collect my thoughts to potentially present you with something more thoughtful next time around. Until then, I once again bid you adieu, and as before, hope to return in a week or two. Salut . . . .</p></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881767267264553809.post-55522954665658251212010-03-08T21:20:00.003-05:002010-04-04T19:57:49.499-04:00Questionable Quirk<span xmlns=""> <p>I have a secret . . . . Oh all right, not really a <strong>secret</strong>, rather something that I have not <strong>directly disclosed</strong> about myself. I'm sure you've surmised by now that I have a lot of bad habits, and upon reading my blog you may have had the infrequent occasion to observe my penchant for this particular practice. Despite that this is something I strive to refrain from revealing here, there have been a few instances where I've divulged this egregious element in these black and white expressions of my essence. It is something I often execute in everyday life, so much so that I am often unaware of this iniquitous idiosyncrasy occurring – until . . . one of my kids demonstrates the said shortcoming of which I speak.<br /></p><p>It was only a few weeks ago that I was sitting in my family room, probably browsing the internet (which I do far too much mind you), when Aidan reminded me of my above-alluded disparaging defect. <span style="color:#00b050;"><em>Bloody hell</em></span>, I thought to myself, <em>I knew it was going to happen sooner or later</em>. I stopped what I was doing and I looked at this innocent boy who returned my gaze with a smile before going back to drawing his pretty picture on the Magnadoodle, obviously unaware of his misstep. I took a breath, contemplating how I was going to handle this, wondering if I should press forward with punishment. I knew what I wanted to do, and that letting it go was the preferred path. I mean, how could I expect him to know any better when he observed my mistake many times? I was caught between the old cliché, "a rock and a hard place," trying to decide whether or not to do what I wished, or what society says is necessary. I took another breath, wishing I could tell society to <span style="color:#00b050;"><em>sod off</em></span>!<br /></p><p>Ah yes, so here it is, the art of cursing – my potential propensity for potty-mouth . . . there is nothing like shouting the f-bomb after stubbing my toe, or saying "Damn!" when amused by something a friend has said to me. Swearing is something that has never been censored from my life; both of my parents have done it quite frequently in my presence (although ironically less frequently now than in my childhood), and as such speaking like a sailor is an art I began misusing around age 10. Having never been properly educated on the where's and why's for such explicative expressions, I have additionally never been good at censoring myself and reserving such swears for their appropriate use. Yes you have read that right, <em>APPROPRIATE USE</em> . . . . At this statement you may be starting to consider my sanity, pondering the possibility that I am <span style="color:#00b050;"><em>barking mad</em></span> for thinking there is ever such an occasion for such foul fair, but before you click the red x on the top right hand corner of your internet browser, deeming me dingy no doubt, I implore you to bear with me for a bit longer while I make my case in point. I present you with an example:<br /></p><p style="MARGIN-LEFT: 36pt">A phrase that most of us use on a regular basis is "have a nice day!" This old adage is typically what one says when intending to wish someone else a great afternoon, so to speak. It's considerate, genuine, and polite when it's used in this form. However, this ancient idiom is also something one (such as myself) may use when a telemarketer refuses listen to one's pleas . . . , "No, I do not want the latest edition <em>Good Grammar and How to Use It</em>! <strong>HAVE A NICE DAY! [CLICK]</strong>" In the latter instance, this often used expression is certainly not polite, nor is it any way genuinely wishing the telemarketer to have a blissful afternoon, and in the end one may have well just said, "PISS OFF," because that is certainly what one meant.<br /></p><p>It is for this reason I believe that it's not the cursing that is wrong, but the purpose behind it. If you are using it to direct ill feelings toward someone or something else, then that is when its usage is definitely <strong><em>inappropriate</em></strong>, something of which I'm guilty of more often than I would like to admit. Saying the cursing equivalent of crap after being incorrect is directed at no one other than myself however, and therefore considered perfectly <strong><em>acceptable</em></strong>, in my humble opinion anyway.<br /></p><p>So after hearing Aidan use a "four-letter word" for the first time . . . okay, the first time in a few years . . . I pondered, as I had many times before, about where the idiotic idea of curse words came from in the first place, and why do I have the <span style="color:#00b050;"><em>bleeding</em></span> responsibility of making sure my kids don't say these <em><span style="color:#00b050;">sodding</span> </em>senseless taboos? I mean, you think it would be more appropriate to teach my children the suitable use of such assumed slander rather than just telling them not to do it, which in turn could inevitably cause them run off to school and say them to their friends, because as you and I both know, it's always so much fun to do something that is forbidden, is it not? Coincidentally, Susan Sarandon talked about this very subject on David Letterman once years ago. I hoped find the interesting interview on YouTube for all to see, but alas no luck. I cannot recount the discussion for you word by word, but what I may never forget is Ms. Sarandon telling Mr. Letterman that she had recently given her six-year-old son (at the time) a leisurely lesson on the proper usage of the infamous f-word, and that he is indeed allowed to use it in the house if used in the proper sense (such as when stubbing a toe). I was intrigued as I continued to listen to her rationale and I thought she was genius in her decision, hoping that one day I too could teach my kids when and where it was <strong><em>appropriate</em></strong> to utter such unmentionables.<span style="color:black;"><br /></span></p><p>Now, fast forward several years from said interview; I am in a similar situation to Susan. I have a six-year-old son who has just iterated something I say all the time, but if he says it in school, I have no celebrity status to explain myself out of the sticky situation. Despite my deeming his treatment of the word extremely appropriate, I allow the correction of this off kilter conduct to commence. "Aidan," I say as calmly as possible, "can you please tell me what you just said?" He looks up at me again, this time with confusion on his face. "Damn," he answers honestly, but quickly adds, "I didn't know mommy. I didn't know I couldn't say it." I think about how his frustration with the mistake he has made in his drawing, and consider that I would likely have delivered the same dialect in his circumstance. <span style="color:#00b050;"><em>Bugger</em>, </span>I think to myself, as I want to applaud him for using the word correctly, but then <span style="color:black;">I do what I need to do to protect my child from earning a ticket straight to the principal's office one day. "It is okay honey," I begin consolingly; "I know mommy says it too, but it's a grown-up word, and kids aren't supposed to use it. You can get in trouble if you use that word in school, so please don't say it again." He nods, letting me know he understands and goes back to his work. I, on the other hand, grunt in frustration, knowing that one day when he can discern the difference, I plan to let him know that the occasional swearing slip-up in our house for the appropriate reason is okay with me now and then, and perhaps he may in turn have far better censoring sensibilities than I ever have had on such swearing.<br /></span></p><p><span style="color:black;"></span><br /></p></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881767267264553809.post-40750006239709795782010-03-04T14:35:00.002-05:002010-04-04T19:53:57.381-04:00Left or Right: Determining Long Lasting Life<span xmlns=""> <p>This morning I open my internet explorer as I usually do, and my home page pops up, as it always does . . . . It's <a href="http://www.msn.com/">www.msn.com</a>, which is often my source of news and attention-grabbing articles. Today, upon viewing MSN's slideshow of links, I observe something that is rather disheartening. According to said slideshow, I have a certain characteristic that may be hazardous to my health. After clicking the link and reading the words on the screen I learn that this very trait of which the article is speaking may ensure my life is shorter than the average person's. "What is this infamous feature?" you may ask. "Does it affect me?" Well maybe, it affects 10% of the population. This distinguishing attribute being referenced is not the upper digestive Crohn's Disease for which I have been diagnosed (and have been in remission from for 3.5 of the 4 years since the diagnosis), nor is it that I'm prone to stress and anxiety. No my fellow readers, it is not because of either of these things. The reason – now wait for it . . . is of all things – the fact that I'm left handed. Upon finishing this offbeat <a href="http://health.msn.com/health-topics/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100254806&gt1=31036">article</a> some thoughts certainly slip into my head and, "You've got to be shitting me!" is among the least of them. <em>Can This Be Right? </em>INDEED!<br /></p><p>I am a southpaw and proud of it. Yes, being a lefty has many inconveniences in a righty world . . . . I get ink on my left hand when I write, and I've had to adjust to using scissors with my opposite hand. It's annoying when I go to sign for the credit card and the pen is attached on the right side, the chain securing it barely long enough to sign with my preferred paw. Using a spiral notebook properly is something I have never been able to do, and upon starting baton twirling lessons in my youth, my need to acclimate makes itself obvious. Conforming to society's handedness is something I've become used to over the years though, and I feel I have done it well. In fact, my baton twirling skills have become good enough over time for me to make the majorette squad for three years in a row in high school, and twirling with my left-hand is just as awkward as it is for everyone else who is 'normal'.<br /></p><p>So, I cannot see how any of the above mentioned annoyances can shorten my life, and since I do not use power tools, as the article suggests, I suppose I have nothing to fear. I am so aggravated after reading the author's findings that I want to exclaim, "Talk to the left, 'cause you ain't right!" All 90's slang aside, I need to give props to the author of the article, who has written it to pay homage to his two left-handed daughters; he seems to share the same amount of cynicism as I do on the matter at hand (no pun intended). Thus my aggravation is not directed at him, rather the right-handed harebrained boneheads whose idea it is to study such rubbish in the first place. What a misuse of time and money that is assuredly much better spent on finding the cure for Crohn's, ensuring the longer life I need to prove this wasted research wrong. In short, I have a hard time buying into the idea that one's handedness has anything to do with one's life expectancy. When scientists haven't even found the gene that causes hand preference, how can they possibly presume the life length of a lefty? This musing mother deems the aforementioned hypothesis preposterous, but I'll let you decide for yourselves on the matter . . . at hand. <span style="font-family:Wingdings;">J</span></p></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881767267264553809.post-27701574740327085262010-03-03T01:59:00.003-05:002010-04-04T19:51:07.871-04:00Critical Catharsis<span xmlns=""> <p><span style="color:#1f497d;">Add some sugar and spice and everything nice, that's what good food is made of; a dash of care and some salt to spare to ensure my taste buds will love. But the soda's not right and the chocolate's not light, so the creation does not rise. Into the trash it goes unabashed, but at least it's not onto my thighs. I get a new spoon, a new bowl, a new goal, and this time it will be right. I mix and I stir without being deterred, the result is my tongue's delight . . . .<br /></span></p><p><span style="color:#7030a0;">The needle plunges between two strands of thread, takes hold, and tugs back through the trail it has taken. A loop has been made, progress appears plausible. The strand wraps itself around the hook that offsets slipping and makes another passage through the filaments. A single stitch is complete, a stitch in the chasm I slip into slowly if the aperture is left in place. The longer the gorge is gaping, the further I fall, and the probability of crawling back to the surface seems staggering. So I press onward, allowing the process to repeat, ensuring the stitches seam the stretch of the slit. Progress seems solid. This pursuit is practically complete – that is until it happens, the inevitable . . . a mistake, an error, a sin if you must, and the stitches are unseamed, ending up further behind than where I have first begun. Relentlessly, the process repeats, and new stitches are made once again, suturing the split in my soul.<br /></span></p><p><span style="color:#c00000;">The fingers pound away; the letters, words, sentences, paragraphs, and <strong><em>pure genius</em></strong> appear before my eyes. I can't believe that something I've never done for pleasure before, and in fact once dreaded, is coming to me so easily. The words flow flawlessly to the page and I am pleased past pleasure. Who knew I've had this in me all these years. I put it to rest for the evening and upon my return I am revolted. How could I ever have deemed this prose passable, let alone <strong><em>pure genius</em></strong>? I'm embarrassed, no mortified. Whatever makes me think I have the talent for such tricks? Why am I wasting my time on the seven or so ideas I've started and have been unable to complete? I know I've gone mad; I'm beyond mental . . . . The fingers are relentless though; they return to their pounding undaunted.<br /></span></p><p>No one is more critical of my adored avocations and the respective presentation of these leisurely pursuits than me. I am constantly unsure of my performance in the aforesaid arts, and nothing boosts my self-belief more than being praised on a product I've produced from these pastimes, because I have a penchant to be paramount in every task I choose to tackle and I blossom upon the prospect of being the best. I often opt for the path to perfection, which is viewed by some as a disparaging part of my personality. Nonetheless, when I have a perpetual passion for something, I am powerless to release it until I deem it mastered. I constantly question my conquest of such precision and wonder why I hold onto the assumed unattainability, but then I ponder what pleases me when the cake is crumbling, and it's hooking onto these hankerings that bestow the baptism my soul seeks. Clutching onto the craving to accomplish the ideal is the very thing that dissuades me from drifting downward. As much as my sanity requires religious routine, my soul forces me to fulfill my fervor. Baking is beneficial for averting aggravating anxiety, crocheting calms the concerns that constantly cloud my thoughts, and writing is way to release the woes that warp my wits. The process of each one of these is critical catharsis for my spirit and support for my soul. This blog empowers me to write away my worries and enjoy the essence of my existence. So in the end I must say thank you to all who frequent my frivolous features of feeling, and for allowing my funky therapy to invade your thoughts. I appreciate more than words can say.<br /></p><p></p></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881767267264553809.post-67817559553493923342010-02-26T18:13:00.008-05:002010-04-04T19:48:16.638-04:00Split Spirituality and Lenten Leaps<span xmlns=""> <p>Mardi Gras has come and gone . . . we've finished our pancakes and pazckis and Lent is now upon us. For those of you who are not familiar with the term, Lent by definition is <em>the 40 weekdays from Ash Wednesday to Easter </em>[of which is] <em>observed by the Roman Catholic, Eastern, and some Protestant churches as a period of penitence and fasting </em>(<a href="http://www.merriam-webster.com/">http://www.merriam-webster.com/</a>). Being regularly dropped off at the door of an ELCA (Evangelical Lutheran Church of America) Church throughout my childhood and attending a Lutheran university where religion happens to have been one of my concentrations, deprivation and atonement are things I have practiced many a time during this season of sacrifice. Nonetheless, it's been years since the last time I have fulfilled any promises I have made for Lent, on the rare occasion I have made promises that is.<br /></p><p>I imagine the reason for my lack of Lenten partaking is due to the fact I have been in a spiritual sinkhole for the greater part of the last 10 years, which in some measure is the reason for the overwhelming anxiety that has been a recurring theme for the bulk of my blog posts to date. I believe the source of this divine dent has much to do with the decisive disconnect between the beliefs of my youth how I presently feel about my once held viewpoints. Four years in a liberal arts religion program, a crisis of conviction, two bouts of depression, and a lifetime of guilt, all combined with my propensity for logic and reason has tainted my faith forevermore, and I fear there is no going back. It would have been so much easier to have my previous persuasions all tied up in a tidy box with a bow on top, but every time I try to put my religious views in reverse, the box ends up looking like the opened presents of a young child on Christmas morning.<br /></p><p><span style="color:black;"><em>Crucify, </em>by Tori Amos, exemplifies much of how I have been feeling about devotion to deity, generally speaking, over the last several years. Of course I cannot tell you this without providing the allusive lyrics and video clip (as cheesy as I think it is) for you. Whether you choose to read, listen, or do both is up to you, but I hope you will take a moment explore what she has to say.<br /></span></p><p><span style="color:#1f497d;"><em>Every finger in the room is pointing at me<br />I wanna spit in their faces<br />Then I get afraid what that could bring<br />I got a bowling ball in my stomach<br />I got a desert in my mouth<br />Figures that my courage would choose to sell out now.<br /><br /><span style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline"><strong>Chorus<br /></strong></span></em></span></p><p><span style="color:#1f497d;"><em><strong>I've been looking for a savior in these dirty streets<br />Looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets<br />I've been raising up my hands<br />Drive another nail in<br />Just what God needs<br />One more victim<br /><br />Why do we crucify ourselves<br />Every day I crucify myself<br />Nothing I do is good enough for you<br />Crucify myself<br />Every day I crucify myself<br />And my heart is sick of being in chains<br /></strong><br />Got a kick for a dog beggin' for love<br />I gotta have my suffering<br />So that I can have my cross<br />I know a cat named Easter<br />He says will you ever learn<br />You're just an empty cage girl if you kill the bird<br /><br /><span style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline"><strong>Repeat Chorus<br /></strong></span></em></span></p><p><span style="color:#1f497d;"><em>Please be<br />Save me<br />I cry<br /></em></span></p><p><span style="color:#1f497d;"><em><span style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline"><strong>Repeat Chorus</strong></span></em></span></p><p><span style="color:#1f497d;"><em><br /><object width="320" height="265"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/q8ljHOSqc4A&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/q8ljHOSqc4A&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="265"></embed></object><br /><br /></p></em></span><p>While <em>Crucify </em>does a good job of conveying how I have been feeling about my wavering views, it does not exactly explain what I believe today. I have pondered picking apart my postulations for you piece by piece, but have decided it is best not to bore you with the book I may inevitably ink out. Nevertheless, I feel it is important for me to simply surmise in the shortest style possible some of those said suppositions . . . .<br /></p><p style="MARGIN-LEFT: 36pt"><span style="color:#1f497d;">I believe the energy that most of us refer to as God does exist. In the same respect, I believe we are all energy from God and since energy is neither created nor destroyed, we all continue to live on in some form after the shell that is our bodies ceases to exist. I consider myself to be a Universalist who has a strong appreciation for Christian Philosophy and deem myself Christian above all other faiths because a Christian <em>is one who professes belief in the teachings of Jesus Christ</em> (<a href="http://www.merriam-webster.com/">http://www.merriam-webster.com/</a>), which I do. I believe we are souls having human experience and are here for an education, not to climb some ladder and prove ourselves worthy of happily ever after existence. As such, I do not think our faith has anything to do with where our energy ends up after our humanity 'hits the skids', but do believe that morality (not necessarily that defined by Christianity) probably plays a large part in our afterlife experience. It is Jesus' philosophies on grace and love that contain the elements which make this hell of an earthly visit a heavenly experience. </span><br /></p><p>Despite the dichotomy of my divination, I remain an avid attendee of weekly worship at my current congregation, as it is meant to be a place that exemplifies the love and grace that is so important to living this human life. While I detest domineering dogma (which is rarely an issue at my house of worship), I do believe in the overall discipline of Lent and the spiritual reconnect it can provide for one's soul, regardless of religion, philosophy, and/or faith. Therefore, I have decided it is time to make use of the Lenten season once again, but instead of making the typical temporary sacrifice that one usually makes during this time of fasting and forfeit, I choose to <strong><em>add</em></strong> new things to my life in the hope to once again become the conductor of my cavalcade. I have contemplated sharing my Lenten leaps of permutation with you, but frankly I doubt you want to hear about me taking 20 deep breaths each morning, making sure I clean for two 30 min segments daily, and consistently sitting with my kids at the table for lunch. Thus I am going to end here, for I fear I have gone on long enough, and simply sum up by saying what I hope to gain from new religious routines is an ability to cope with my current neurotic nuances and the eventual suturing of the split in my spirituality.<br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881767267264553809.post-76358090152638189952010-02-23T20:39:00.009-05:002010-04-04T19:44:19.662-04:00The Webwork of a Wacky Woman<span xmlns=""> <p>To the few of you who are fans of my foible formulations, I'm sure you have figured out the frivolous freakfest that is Amber. First and foremost, I am weird woman who often likes to speak in third person and is addicted to alliteration amongst other avocations. </p><p>I am easily obsessed with online games such as Tetris and Bejewled Blitz and have the potential to play them for hours on end (if not interrupted). </p><p>I enjoy reading fanfiction (fiction online based on popular original fiction novels and movies) about my favorite series of novels (still yet to be discussed, but I am going to get there eventually, promise) and have recently started writing some myself as an outlet for my anxiety (which if you haven't noticed, is a recurring rambling amongst my entries). </p><p>I have blogged about blogging, not once, but twice. I have also blogged about the fact I am fascinated with Rupert Grint despite the odd looks and huffs I get when admitting this and talking at length about him to friends. </p><p>It is because of my favorite fiction and fixation with Mr. Grint that I am also obsessed with British English (big clues in there folks) and love such expressions as <em>bloody hell</em>,<em> sod of</em>,<em> snogging senseless</em>,<em> </em>and <em>barking mad</em>. </p><p>I am neurotic (no really?), so much so that I need to channel my neuroticism into must follow daily habits, such as needing to spend exactly 30 min cleaning the first floor day by day and doing daily washing and drying OR folding of laundry, but not both, merely because the touch of OCD and ADD I deal with on a regular basis has interfered with my ability to focus on anything that I am not inherently ardent about; so sitting here and typing a blog is no problem (as long as I'm not interrupted), but the idea of going upstairs to declutter my closet causes my brain to go batty and my focusing facilities to fail me. </p><p>Obviously, as previously stated in my post before this one, I love long complicated sentences (yes folks, the paragraph above is indeed one sentence), and apparently by this post, painstakingly enjoy parenthetical prose. </p><p>If you think this is all nutters, I have something else that may take the cake: I need to flush my facebook notes because I don't feel they accurately characterize me any longer, and as I am going through said notes (mainly a bunch of filled out surveys) I have ironically discovered even more madcap things about Amber, that would be me, the wacky woman is about to share these offhand oddities with you. </p><p><span style="color:#1f497d;"><strong><em>I need to start with my foodisms, because I found enough of them to have their own category: </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color:#c0504d;">Texture is huge. I like tomato sauce and ketchup, but not tomatoes. I like grape jelly, but not grapes. I pass on foods with rubbery skin and mushy insides </p></span><p><span style="color:#c0504d;">I like peanut butter, but not peanuts.<br /></span></p><p><span style="color:#c0504d;">I don't like strawberries or coffee.<br /></span></p><p><span style="color:#c0504d;">I was asked a question about my favorite salad dressing; my answer was, "Light Italian, on a shredded carrot salad. I'm admitting my weirdness . . . I'm not a fan of lettuce folks, so give me a bed of shredded carrots and I'll put all the salad toppings on it. :)"<br /></span></p><p><span style="color:#1f497d;"><strong><em>And just a few more incidental idiosyncrasies:<br /></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color:#c0504d;">I love to watch (or used to anyway) <em>The Biggest Loser</em> while eating a big bowl of ice cream.<br /></span></p><p><span style="color:#c0504d;">I listed <em>Dancing Queen </em>as the song that represents me the most.<br /></span></p><p><span style="color:#c0504d;">I swore I would never do two things as a parent; lick my fingers to wipe my kid's face and let them watch Barney. I do both.<br /></span></p><p><span style="color:#c0504d;">Despite the fact that I'm now 32, I love to watch the new 90210.<br /></span></p><p><span style="color:#c0504d;">Apparently my "gangsta name" is Ambizzle<br /></span></p><p><span style="color:#c0504d;">In July 2009 I was obviously bold enough to say the one of the three names I go by is "Sexy" (Amber and Mommy being the other two)<br /></span></p><p><span style="color:black;">Finally, to emulate the quality of my quirkiness, I feel the need to color code this post so I can plainly point out peculiarities I have stolen from old facebook notes. I could clearly continue with a lengthier list describing my departure from dullness, but I bet by now you get the bottom line.<br /></span></p><p><span style="color:black;"><br /></span></p></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881767267264553809.post-25070831695410434392010-02-21T17:06:00.004-05:002023-08-16T18:21:07.919-04:00Fragmented Frivolity<span xmlns=""> <p>I have mentioned before that my husband does not appreciate the way I go about creating and delivering my blog entries. The other day, being the gentle critic he is, my husband gets more specific and informs me he does not like the fact he has to read a few of the sentences in my complex compositions more than once. He thinks my blogs are not written for the average reader. I need to consider the whole of my potential audience and make things less multifarious. A few seconds after taking in his advice I come up with the title <em>Fragmented Frivolity. </em>As I explain the concept of this current configuration to him, he grunts and exclaims, "Why can't you just write a normal blog?" The answer, of which I keep to myself, is surely obvious, "Because I don't want to; there is no fun in that." I, however, do choose to jab him a bit and say, "Type up your own accounts why don't you? I do not see any entries on your empty blog page." My husband chooses not to say much in return, because unlike me, he likes to keep things simple. I dedicate this entry to him, regardless of how he may feel about it. I promise to keep my sentences and paragraphs as short and sweet as possible. In other words, they are going to be quite fragmented compared to my usual seemingly endless amalgamation of terms and phrases.<br /></p><p>Nevertheless, I have decided I cannot type a blog for you without creating some kind of challenge for myself. Repeat readers of my ramblings may remember me saying that I hate worrying about verb tense. However, for this occasion I plan step up to the plate and use proper prose. Simply stated, I plan to keep my verb tense consistent throughout my paragraphs and hope I can accomplish this self-imposed challenge. To be frank, I typically avoid using proper tense because it does not always feel appropriate to me. Personally, I feel it is my biggest flaw as far as my personal narrative skills are concerned. For example, in my first blog post I have a sentence that contains verbs making use of past, present, and future tenses. My case in point is as follows:<br /></p><p><span style="color: #333333;">"<em>In my younger years I had to work for almost everything I wanted, so it seems odd to me that I dream of having a full time maid, and that maybe one day when I have a job outside the home I will fulfill that dream</em>."<br /></span></p><p>Since I speak of the past first, the present second, and the future third, it seems logical to me to use the most fitting tense associated with that frame of time. I can only imagine the red strikes amid my carefully crafted composition in high school and/or college if I turn in a paper with all three verb tenses in one paragraph, let alone one sentence as I have done in the instance above. For good measure, I have corrected the sentence for you below:<br /></p><p><span style="color: #333333;">"<em>In my younger years I had to work for almost everything I wanted, so it seemed odd to me that I dreamt of having a full time maid, and that maybe one day when I had a job outside the home I would fulfill that dream</em>."<br /></span></p><p><span style="color: black;">Now, I presume that is simple enough to do and perhaps I can be more vigilant of such matters in upcoming entries, but I still believe the correct version sounds strange as I currently dream of having a maid, rather than having "dreamt" of one in the past. Thus, I am going to reiterate what I say in <em>The Blog about Blogging</em>, ". . . it's my blog damn it, and I'll do it however I want . . . ." So, while I may try to tackle the task of appropriate tense occasionally, don't expect such careful caution in the future.<br /></span></p><p>Are you bored yet? I am. From here I am going to say if you are not a lover of literature and/or do not write yourself, this is one blog I implore you to stop reading, as I am sure you are going to find this more disparaging than I do. If you do stop, I promise something far more entertaining next time, so please come back. Nonetheless, I need to get back to my point at hand, that being my extremely long sentences . . . .<br /></p><p>I am fascinated with punctuation, and as such adore the art of a well written compound-complex sentence. I like to write my sentences long, with lots of commas, ellipses, and some semi-colons here and there too. I am enthralled with literary techniques in general. I love using alliteration. For those not in the know, alliteration is, "the repetition of consonants at the beginning of two or more words immediately succeeding each other." The perfect example is that of my title, <em>Fragmented Frivolity</em>. Additionally, I enjoy using metaphors and similes, which are akin but different. Metaphors are "the use of a word or phrase to refer to something that it isn't, implying a similarity between the word or phrase used and the thing described, and without the words 'like' or 'as'." Similes, on the other hand, are "a figure of speech in which one thing is compared to another, generally using <em>like</em> or <em>as</em>." I joke about using metaphors in a previous post, but in most cases I'm actually using similes. If you are still reading this I'm sure you are already privy to the information I have provided for you and aware of my past misnomers.<br /></p><p>Before concluding this mind-numbing, yet somewhat informational statement, I cannot go without expressing the literary technique I desire to use most often is that of employing new words. I cannot stand to see the same vocalization more than a couple of times in close proximity with each other. I use an online thesaurus regularly. I have in fact learned many new words from a thesaurus, but the latest term I have come to love has presented itself to me while reading a book about my favorite author and her remarkable series of novels (of which I will eventually speak, but not today). The term is <em>logophile</em>, the definition being "one who loves words; a word buff". I have come across said definition at <a href="http://www.allwords.com/">http://www.allwords.com/</a>. Microsoft Word, apparently, does not include the term in it its glossary as I stare at the wiggly red line that is under my newest favorite word. According to the aforesaid website, this very term defining someone's adoration of vocabulary has often been difficult to find in any standard dictionary. My <em>Random House Webster's College Dictionary</em>, conversely,<em> </em>does have it. Now, to call myself a logophile is a strong statement. Nonetheless, I have my favorite terms, some that you may see repeatedly amongst my posts. Such recurring offenders you may notice are <em>aforementioned</em>, <em>said</em> (as in said definition), <em>indeed</em>,<em> privy</em>, <em>seemingly</em>,<em> </em>and <em>ramblings</em>. Then there are words for which I am simply besotted but do not use as frequently, a few of them being <em>dichotomy</em>, <em>befuddlement</em>, <em>pestilence</em>, <em>unmitigated</em>, <em>modish</em>, <em>insurmountable</em>, <em>amalgamation</em>, <em>multifarious</em>, <em>smitten</em>, and most apparently in this collaboration <em>frivolity</em> and <em>besotted</em>. Being the neurotic writer I am, I have considered typing out all the definitions of these beloved words for you. At this point though, if you are still reading this incredibly dull post, I am sure you already know the definitions of said words or are at very least willing to look them up for yourself. If need be, good source for you to use is <a href="http://www.allwords.com/">http://www.allwords.com/</a>, and is the source from which I obtained all definitions for this blog. If you are so inclined to do the research, have a happy educational moment.<br /></p><p>To those who stuck it out, bless your heart for hanging in there, for I am sure this has been as painful for you to read as it has been for me to write. Here's to me ignoring my husband's advice next time around and making my next post far more fascinating than this one.<br /></p></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881767267264553809.post-53219856086875767142010-02-18T23:56:00.004-05:002023-08-16T18:22:29.788-04:00‘Words Like Violence Break the Silence’<span xmlns=""> <p>Talking, as I have previously established, is something I like to do frequently and for long periods of time. Much of this issue with my 'diarrhea of the mouth' is just part of who I am, but as I've stated before, it's been worsened by the fact that the only two people I get to talk to all day are ages six and two, and as interesting as my conversations with Aidan and Emie may be, they are not exactly the stimulating adult dialogues I crave so dearly day after day. So when presented with the prospect to speak with other, as my kids would say, grown-ups, I ramble on raggedly, even when my 'words are meaningless and forgettable', and the above mentioned children are assailing my arms and pleading for departure. Nonetheless, there are indeed times where I find 'words are unnecessary', and I wish to not be spoken to, and do not want to use my vast aptitude for verbiage to speak in return, but when that time is deeply desired, 'words like violence break the silence, come crashing in, into my little world' and I am walloped with the very verbal violence I've subjected so many others to time and time again.<br /></p><p>The time someone else's chatter creates chaos on my composure and when uncommunicativeness becomes utterly important is when 'all I've ever wanted and all I've ever needed is here in my arms' – meaning there is a book is nested comfortably between my two hands. One of my favorite things to do is to escape into the world of someone else's imagination and not come up for air until I deem myself ready to do so. However, upon reaching the pinnacle of any narrative, I certainly become the most imperative person in the world to family, friends, and sometimes strangers. Emie predictably needs help on the potty; Aidan's toy inevitably needs batteries; Hallo, our precious pup, without doubt wants left outside; a friend indubitably calls to converse (which rarely happens due to my aforementioned defect); and my husband definitively decides this is the moment to actually have quaint conversation with his wife. Sometimes I feel as if I am about to split open at the seams when such situations strike and certainly am stirred to spout out, "Leave me the hell alone, I just want to finish this chapter". While that does happen on occasion, especially if it's my husband who has instigated the interruption, I usually put on my polite grin and address whoever it is that needs my attention, attention which is only precious to others when I am doing something I enjoy so immensely, such as perusing the pages of my favorite plot.<br /></p><p>Of course, since I am indeed inspired to share such seething with you at this moment, you can confidently come to the conclusion that this interruption into my escape in fact happened today, when I was thoroughly engrossed in the first book of my favorite series of novels. I took said book to the gym, and doing so must have meant I was wearing a sign that said, "I'm desperate, please talk to me." I promise you, I have went to the gym many a time with no reading material and no one ever wanted to share with me the cute things their little tots did that morning or what their favorite movie was, but if I have a book in hand, I suddenly achieve the popularity I once longed for in high school but would much rather do without in moments like these. By now you are probably begging the question of why I would take a book to the gym in the first place, as one would not reasonably go to the gym to read. Well no, I do not go to the gym with the sole intention to read, rather to take my 9:30 class. However, my son Aidan is a walking kindergartener, which translates to me having to drop him off at school at 9:00 and pick him up at 11:30 each day, in turn leaving me no time to return home before or after class, but just enough time to sink into in my favorite story. Today however, I was beaten with a barrage of bedlam on my brain, which has now left it bouncing like a raft on the rapids of a river rather than in the peaceful placidity and alternate universe of my beloved book.<br /></p><p>So my friends, today I have been reminded of a lesson I learned long ago . . . karma is a bitch. I have complexity to conquer, one of becoming cognizant of when to cage the cackle. There is indeed a time to <em>Enjoy the Silence</em>, and I am not the only one who wishes to partake of such pleasures. Perhaps I may get the sweet silence I seek if I remember that what goes around comes around and that you only get what you give.<br /></p><p><span style="font-size: 8;"><span style="font-size: 78%;">The title of this blog and all single quoted phrases are from the song <em>Enjoy the Silence</em>, written by Martin Gore and originally sung by Depeche Mode.</span></span></p></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881767267264553809.post-58144655670761007322010-02-16T14:24:00.003-05:002023-08-16T18:23:50.818-04:00A Portrait of Pestilence and Perspective<span xmlns=""> <p>I could have driven to NYC or made nearly five trips to my mom's house in this brief, yet seemingly everlasting moment of my life. At least two rooms in my house could have been, but ultimately never would have been completely cleaned and decluttered. I could have crocheted a hat and scarf set in this stolen space of my existence. There were thousands of possibilities stripped from me in that one split-second decision someone else made, yet I chose to ignore the array of options that were still available for the taking. At one point I did try to read a literary supplement and do some crosswords that were purposefully obtainable for my entertainment, but my fury of the situation at hand would not allow me to focus. Instead I used the greater portion of this sagging gap of my essence insolent at my husband for not listening to my intuition about taking another path, intuition of which he admits has been spot on time and time again. I spent what could have been precious time with my children preposterously infuriated at them for not demonstrating the patience that I could not seem to emulate myself. I made the ultimate decision to exhibit the gift of my blemished humanity despite my option to accept that things were as they should be, because I was livid damn it, and I was going to make sure everyone around me knew it.<br /></p><p>Impatience is a pestilence, one of the most contagious diseases I know. One person suffering from such impetuosity can nearly guarantee a domino effect of grand proportions to ensue. It's amazing to me that how in one split-second a single person's thought, decision, and subsequent action can cause an epidemic affecting thousands of people. It is a huge burden to bear knowing that the smallest move you make can at very least temporarily alter the lives of so many around you. For me and my family, we simply lost time and serenity. The time that could have been spent having dinner with my mother and brother, time that could have been used on my comfy couch and in my warm bed was lost mainly because of one person's lack of judgment. Serenity that we could have been sharing as a family reunited after three days was spent being angry at said person's poor decision which put us in this place, ultimately allowing us to be intolerant of one another because none of us were where we wanted to be in that moment. I'm certain that the edginess this lone person must have felt started the chain reaction that subsequently opened up the possibility for an equal amount of the edginess, from which I was now suffering and causing my family to suffer, to worm its way into the lives of the thousands of others also involved in this state of affairs. Impatience is indeed contagious my friends, but I was refusing to see it that it was unquestionably preventable.<br /></p><p>While it had been probably one person's fault that I was in this circumstance for the 9.5 hours it lasted for me and my family, it was not this person's fault that I deemed myself unable to cope with the unmitigated state of events. Many hours after my rump began to form a permanent hollow in my seat, sensibility and rational thought began to resume its often misdirected spot in my brain. The resentment I felt about my position and at my husband for not taking the suggested detour was abating. I began to think about those who were stuck in the subway system in NYC when the enormous power failure occurred all those years ago and how awful that experience must have been for them. Even worse, I began to think about the survivors who suffered for days trapped in the twin towers after the attack or more recently in Haiti after the earthquake and began to realize how I was in an indisputably better place than I could ever have imagined. I became conscious of the ungrateful wench I was being, and how my behavior and the energy it was exuding was only a bumpy road that directed me and my family to nothing but irritation and aggravation with one another. The over 50 cars and semi's that crashed on I-71 south yesterday that lead to my spiraling state of unwitting anxiety was certainly not the highlight of my life, but did eventually provide me with a great amount of perspective and something to share with you. It reminded me to be grateful for a full tank of gas and warmth, and for the fact that kids were safe with us. I became appreciative that we were not the ones to cause or be involved in the accident, and that the worst that came out of the whole situation was a few injuries to those involved and a misconstrued sense that time was lost for those who had to wait. I'm hopeful for the lesson the driver who began this course of events learned from this potential catastrophic occurrence and perhaps he or she will remember they are not invincible, that snow can indeed be a dangerous thing under the right (or perhaps wrong) conditions. I was happy that at 1am I was able to walk into my warm home put my kids into beds they could call their own and finally put my head to rest an hour later. As I drifted into a state of slumber I was thankful to be reminded of one of my favorite quotes by Virginia Satir, "<span style="color: black;">Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is. The way you cope with it is what makes the difference</span>".<br /></p><p>For more information about the February 15, 2010 crash on I-71, please click on the following links:<br /></p><p><a href="http://www.10tv.com/live/content/local/stories/2010/02/16/story-delaware-freeway-crash-cleanup.html?sid=102">http://www.10tv.com/live/content/local/stories/2010/02/16/story-delaware-freeway-crash-cleanup.html?sid=102</a><br /></p><p><a href="http://www2.nbc4i.com/cmh/news/traffic/article/i-71_restricted_in_delaware_county_after_numerous_crashes/31889/">http://www2.nbc4i.com/cmh/news/traffic/article/i-71_restricted_in_delaware_county_after_numerous_crashes/31889/</a><br /></p></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881767267264553809.post-31058545760597353742010-02-12T23:13:00.008-05:002010-04-04T19:25:17.722-04:00Jeanealogical Misfortunes and Miracles<span xmlns=""> <p>I had a plan, and it was flawless. I had the perfect exposition already composed in my head, because the experience for which I wanted to put in writing was surely going to give me enough content for what I hoped to be a lengthy yet witty essay enjoyable to every person who has experienced the pain of my current conquest. Previous exploits in pursuit of this particular item have always ended badly, and it is something that is often the blight of many women. Surely as I hunted for this item again I would have plenty of disgruntled yet comical insight to share with you all. I mean, I expected my quest to last for hours, days, or even weeks as it always had in the past. Disappointment doesn't even begin to describe how I feel after seemingly endless amounts of time being devoted to finding just this one article of clothing. However, on my latest shopping trip the miracle of all miracles happened: the first pair of jeans I tried on fit like a glove. In the hope that my good fortune would continue, I continued to try on a myriad of pairs, thinking I might actually find two different curve hugging pieces of apparel to take home with me, but after trying on at least ten more sets, I decided that one pair of jeans would be enough for that propitious shopping trip.<br /></p><p>Jeans, why on earth do they need to be so complicated? Skinny, wide-leg, boot-cut and flare - straight leg, leggings, and others to spare . . . . So many choices, so little time, so much aggravation for which there is to rhyme. Okay, all Dr. Seuss aside, why under typical circumstances is it so hard to find a pair of denims to fit me properly? I have the curves of a NORMAL, yes <strong><em>NORMAL</em></strong> woman, otherwise known as hips. No matter what size I am, whether it 4 or 12 (and I've been both and every size in between thanks to two pregnancies and an illness between them), I still have hips. You would think that since it is common to have such curves on my bottom half that it would indeed be commonplace to have jeans to fit such curves. But with all these styles and all the brands out there, it still amazes me how few pair of jeans there are out there to fit my figure.<br /></p><p>So I could go on from here, pleading with manufacturers to be smarter about their designs and remember we aren't all 16 year old girls running around with a figure that matches a boy of the same age. Today however, I am just going to be grateful for the very reasonably priced jeans I found on my last shopping excursion and save my breath and time by letting Ellen DeGeneres do my rant for me. Please take a moment to listen to her monologue below (the part about jeans begins about 3 minutes into the clip), because at very least you will get a good laugh. </p></span><br /><br /><object width="400" height="252"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wh4PcatQBJw&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wh4PcatQBJw&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="252"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881767267264553809.post-13109823110248039122010-02-09T17:38:00.005-05:002023-08-16T18:25:04.765-04:00The Blog about Blogging<span xmlns=""> <p>You know you've run out of things to say when you're blogging about blogging. Well okay, that's not true, words rarely fail me, and I'm actually currently working on three other blog entries, but I just haven't received the inspiration required for their completion yet. So I decided to bore the entirety of my three followers, one of them being my husband, by filling in the gap and talking about my befuddlement over this whole blogging phenomenon I decided to try out not so long ago. As stated in my first blog entry, the only reason I started writing these random essays was because of some encouragement from friend. I had written a few cheesy entries on facebook, and before that myspace, but nothing of substance really. I can't say I'm writing much more than fluff here either, but I suppose that depends on the perception of the reader. I wonder if I even have any readers out there, because other than my previously mentioned followers and handful of fb friends who have left me some personal comments, I don't have any feedback on these random thoughts I spew. So, if you are a reader, and you haven't let me know you are following, do as Eminem says and "please stand up".<br /></p><p>While we are on the topic of blogging, what is proper blog etiquette anyway? According to Wikipedia, "<em>A <strong>blog</strong> (a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contraction_(grammar)" title="Contraction (grammar)">contraction</a> of the term "<strong>web log</strong>")<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blog"><span style="color: blue; text-decoration: underline;"><sup>[1]</sup></span></a> is a type of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Website" title="Website">website</a>, usually maintained by an individual with regular entries of commentary, descriptions of events, or other material such as graphics or video</em>." Thus by that definition if I am the individual maintaining the blog, it should be anything I want, right? I think so, but my husband on the other hand sees it a bit differently than I do. Despite the fact that he seems to enjoy reading my blog entries, he has told me that I'm missing the point of a blog. To him the entries should be short and sweet, and potentially ridden with random unconnected thoughts. You would think after over 11 years together he would know that I have never been privy to any such things, especially when it comes to writing. I edit, a lot! It bothers him that I want to check and recheck for errors and make smoother transitions, though I really think that has more to do with the time I spend writing and not with him, LOL. Anyway, he doesn't see the point, to him it is just a waste of time, but he doesn't get how much I hate mistakes, and if I find them after I posted, I correct them. I can't even post a blog until I've read through it entirely at least once without having to make a correction. I usually edit my emails before sending them as well. Errors just pick and pick at my brain, so it's better to fix them before rather than let my mind fixate on them later. Besides, just because I'm not writing a term paper doesn't mean that I don't want it to sound good. I mean, if I were writing an essay for a class, my verb tense would remain the same throughout paragraphs and I would check for things like dangling modifiers, but I hate dealing with those literary pains in my ass, so I don't in this format, because it's my blog damn it, and I'll do it however I want, which is pretty much how I do everything in life. <span style="font-family: Wingdings;">J</span><br /></p><p>Alright I'm done with my random rant, and its short compared to some other entries I've written, so my husband will be proud. I will bore you no longer with my meandering thoughts about what a blog should and shouldn't be, because in the end there is no real answer other than it's whatever the writer makes it to be. Instead I offer you a preview of what may come in the next week or two: Be on the lookout for guilty pleasures, jeaneologies (yes I meant to spell it that way), and Lenten journeys. I can only hope those entries will be far more interesting than this one. </p></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881767267264553809.post-46952150426218469202010-02-05T15:41:00.003-05:002023-08-16T18:26:49.516-04:00Old Fashioned Progressiveness<span xmlns=""> </span><br />
<span xmlns="">The other day I was reminded that some still hold the notion of women being old fashioned, or even unaccomplished, if they make the decision to stay home with their children, and I want to know why that is. This concept is something I have not considered or been bothered by for some time, but the provocation I feel from this assumed idea resurfaced recently when I realized a friend of mine was upset by an anonymous comment made on his blog post. The lady (I assume) responsible for the remark was insinuating my friend's thoughts "[<span style="color: #333333;">take] us back to a time when women were expected to stay home and were taught to hang of every word of their husbands,"</span> simply because he appreciated the fact that a girl he once dated loved his funny stories, particularly ones about odd things that happened to him. The point of his blog entry was far from her implications about it in my opinion, with <b><i>my</i></b> interpretation of it being that despite strange and bad things coming to pass, situations inevitably occur just as they should. Nonetheless, I can't deny her wayward comment struck a nerve.</span><br />
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<span xmlns="">Honestly, I want to know . . . what is wrong with wanting to be the one who spends the majority of my kid's time with them? By staying home our family has a great number of advantages including flexibility, more time together, and less stress (for the family unit that is). There are obvious drawbacks as well, most of which affect me, but what is a bit of sacrifice for a few years if it means the overall betterment of my children's well being and our family as a whole? Sure, we could have more money if I held a paying job, but then again my husband has a great occupation and we are budget conscience, so we still live comfortably on what he makes alone. Obviously if I produced an additional income we could buy a bigger house, have nicer vehicles, and go on more exotic vacations, but we do not need these luxuries and do not believe having any of these indulgences makes our lives any better, or makes us any more important for that matter. Personally, I am not forwarding my career or putting any money toward my retirement at this time, both of which are things I would like to accomplish, but why do I have to make such accomplishments now? I plan to go back to school, I plan to have a career, someday, but right now for me, it's my kids who are my focus. I will only ever get this one chance to savor these adorable moments that fly by me each day. In the end, it doesn't seem like that much of a sacrifice at all.</span><br />
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<span xmlns="">Now I know these convictions do seem conservative, but are they really? I actually consider myself to be a fairly progressive person, and even pride myself on it at times. It is not of <b><i>my opinion</i></b> that women stayed home "back in the day" because it was <b><i>right</i></b> for their kids or their family, not that they couldn't or didn't think it was befitting so to speak, rather they were <b><i>mainly</i></b> <b><i>inclined</i></b> to stay home for the reason that was in fact the norm of their time and even as the commenter said, "expected" of them. However, today I believe it is more the standard and even sometimes anticipated that women to go to work and kids to go to daycare. Consequently, aren't I being progressive by doing something so seemingly old fashioned? If truth be told, the implications of this above mentioned woman's comment are almost as suppressive as the allegedly once held belief that it was a woman's <b><i>duty</i></b> to stay home with her children. I, on the contrary, don't believe it is an obligation at all; alternatively it's a choice that my husband and I were fortunate enough to have in this two-income trap world. My husband and I know how privileged we are to have this opportunity and we are grateful for it each day.</span><br />
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<span xmlns="">Finally I want to make it clear, if I haven't done so already, that these are decisions I believe are in the best interest of <b><i>myself, my kids, and my family</i></b>, and that it is a choice made for <b><i>my family </i></b>alone. I am not a mom warrior on some war path trying to convince every woman that it is better for the world if all of us moms stayed home. I stay firm in the belief that we all have choices in this life, and the decision for my kids to be at home is one I made long before I started dating my husband, at a time when I was just being hopeful that I would indeed one day be privileged enough to meet the right person, get married, and have my beautiful babies. It was not pressed upon or expected of me; it was just something that was inherently important, if not instinctual. In fact, it was primarily imperative that my kids be home with one of their parents, meaning I could have easily been the one making the daily commute to my job if the circumstances had been different. I won't deny that I always hoped I would be the parent to stay home, but being the progressive person I believe myself to be, I was surely in favor of the stay-at-home dad as well.</span><br />
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<span xmlns="">So at this point I guess it is all in the perception of the reader as to whether my thoughts are old fashioned, progressive, or maybe a bit of both, but that is the beauty of humanity, that we all see things through a different pair of eyes. It would be a very boring world if we didn't.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1